Have this
Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup
How would you guys feel if I started writing fanfiction for Heroes of Olympus (HoO) and Percy Jackson (PJO)? No smut (obviously) but I can do fluff, angst, oneshots, ship stuff or whatever requested
"Just use a reference!"
The result of a reference:
Writing my English analytical essay in sparkly gel pen because they won't let me be creative.
Genuinely sick of the department of education because wtf
I've been writing persuasive texts since I was 8 and my current assignment is to write a persuasive essay convincing my teacher that the Simpson's is satire
Could you not tell?
Let me read a book. Let me write a story. I've written the same essay year after year and just changed the subject matter, but it's all still just the same thing with different filler words.
The country wants to trial 10 year olds as adults but we can't talk about that right now, we have more pressing matters like the use of funny silly haha in the Simpson's.
I didn't want Frank to get a glow up (´_ゝ`)
“Ares…is a moron.”
I honestly don’t think that anyone is more amused by the whole “this douchebag decided to try and fight the child of the sea god on a fucking beach” of it all than Poseidon.
the masculine urge
the feminine urge
the human urge to yearn for the existence of dragons