Iamcarseatheadrest - ALEX

Is it just me or is anyone else really into going to events and then when u get there really against being at events

my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help

funniest person ever im telling you

i love being a falsettos fan because i get to wake up with you gotta die sometime or even i never wanted to love you stuck in my head so i get to stay sad all day

My new favorite thing is recommending ppl listen to Falsettos and ONLY telling them “its a really funny musical”

And nothing else.

Lestat on stage: So this next one is for my ex whom I've not spoken for a very long time

Lestat: *breathes*

Lestat: *bursts into tears*

how i look after not listening to the last 3 weeks of tmp eps

On repeat.