Maggie: Sometimes we need to let go of the ones we love.
Crowley: If they come back, then it's meant to be.
Aziraphale/Nina both looking like they got ten min of sleep: I'm going to the store. I'll be back in ten minutes.
Does anyone know Dream x Desire smut or even just fanfiction?
*The squad is having dinner together*
Tech: Hunter, can you pass the salt?
Hunter: *Throws Crosshair across the table*
Crosshair: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Wrecker : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Crosshair: No! Four to five seconds!
Wrecker : Too late!!!
Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped
Hunter: Where are you?
Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.
Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?
Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-
Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Sorry not sorry =)))
Thanks for giving me a chance ❤
Good Omens One shot
I can't stop laughing
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Tech: About 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Omega: Really?
Hunter, face-palming: Tech, please stop trying to make jokes.