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I could fix her but I like her the way she is

if you like me why my titties isn’t in your mouth

if you keep ignoring life’s warnings, it’s going to keep shoving it down your throat. sometimes, it will teach you through the worst possible scenario- sincerely, from someone who kept ignoring life’s warnings

look all i'm asking for is forehead kisses and academic validation and autumn and museum dates and cold bedsheets and misty mornings and baggy sweaters okay???????

in 2019 josh hartnett played a cult leader in the movie She’s Missing called Ren, and i need every JH writer to lock in and start writing for that man!!

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Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

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I'm gonna tell my students that this man is karl marx

tempted to write a story about pedrito even though my english is pretty bad. I can barely speak my first language but my mind is bubbling full of scenarios.

My emergency makeup&care kit, that I use when I am staying the night somewhere spontaneously, or need to redo myself. Listing it below to help out a gal assemble hers;

Tiny brush

Altoid Candy tin containing sarandraps, and q-tips

Nail cutter, nail file.

Tiny tin of headarche medecine, those travel sized ones that fit everywhere!

Mascara, eyeliner pencil, eyelash curler (opt)

Clinique black honey (as lipstick and blusher), or your favourite semi-opaque lipstick. The lipstick being used as blusher was how ladies in the 1950s used to do their blusher, and that ensured it matched perfectly.

Moisturizer, face soap in a travel bottle.

Hair oil (hotel shampoos can be quite harsh for the hair, I use them only at my roots)

2 pairs of silk panties that take very little space. Always a clean panty everyday!

One silk scrunchie that's also fit for daily wear (protects at night and looks nice for day wear)

Small tin of bronzer and highlighter, to use for eyelids and face in general. If you need to fill your eyebrows, bronzer works in a pinch (it works for me, but if you need darker, you could add an tiny palette that contains your eyebrow shades, and could be used for eyes too)

Small tin of face powder, skip the foundation and layer on top of dried moisturizer. Gives a bit more uniform texture without cluttering your bag

Condoms & 60$ cash in a tin can, always be safe. The money is for quickly exiting with taxi, or if you're in trouble. Never use that money unless you really need it. .

Perfume sampler of your perfume, or your perfume transfered into a travel bottle. The roller bottles are AMAZING for strategically applying it.

Travel sized deodorant, makeup wipes (that also can be used as armpit & privates wipe in a pinch)

All the required makeup brushes.

All those items fit in a Kleenex box-sized bag, and I use them a lot!

Master your basic makeup only using those items and you'll look fabulous with little. Practice practice!