does anyone else think about how stan can do a perfect impression of ford yet seemingly never uses it
yeah me neither
Sorry
Thinking and watching thanks to them again has made me so aware of just how fucking chaotic Willow is— she’s so down for bullshit. She stuck a pitchfork into a random persons ass! She stole her bat costume and gave the clerk a single snail like that would have bought anything on the Iles??
When she and Hunter get together she’s going to be so fucking chaotic and tease him like crazy. Like she would be the person to blow a raspberry while kissing her boyfriend. She totally pokes his ass while walking up the stairs. She’s definitely the “bite you” girlfriend but like it actually hurts. Indents and everything. She would lick his ear randomly just to fuck with him.
so. how is everyone doing
Respect the crazy old man.
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If the fifth season is about reverse love square...
Someone needs to take care of these nerds - Stanley Pines
Fair warning: english is not my first language so I might be wrong.
In the site, didn't said that Caryn and his IRS Agent were the only ones to go to his funeral?
I see many artists drawing Stanley with a fake glove and meeting his mom there (which is already angsty and I love it!)
But I imagine Caryn all alone at Stanley’s funeral because Stan knew he would not be able to keep his facade in front of his mama. I like to think he would still be present but hiding and watching from the distanc. Just to make sure the people he had pissed off would buy into his last scheme as Stanley Pines.
Caryn grieving her baby with no support because Filbrick is an ass, Shermie didn't know Stankey, and ‘Stanford’ is too proud to let go of the past and mourn his own twin brother with her!
Then comes Stanley’s IRS agent frustrated that he was not able to catch that bastard. So what does he do? He discount his frustrations on Caryn. Laying down every scheme, every tax fraud, and the many states Stanley was banned through the years.
Leaving only after he makes a point of going to the coffin and whispering: ‘This isn’t over.’
I think one of the most tragic things is Caryn Pines and motherhood.
Like when we see her, it's quite obvious that she loves her sons. And that like many families, has a soft spot for Stanley. Because he's the possible baby of the family, her little surprise, her free spirit. Out of everyone other than Ford, Caryn was someone who loved Stanley. And who was in his corner. An example of this was when her husband and Ford were excited about the school and she immediately cut in to ask-
"What about Stanley?"
Just from that little bit we can see that she loves him. That she's always thinking of her son. So imagine you're her, and then you lose your son because your husband kicked him out. A teenager who can't face the world yet, and yet you're powerless to do anything. So you have to wait for your boy to reach out to you, and every day you wonder if he's somewhere safe. If he's someplace warm, and if he's eating a hot meal and sleeping in a warm bed. And for awhile that gives you some sort of comfort, because your baby's still out there somewhere. Not with you, but still in this world.
And then you hear about it.
The firey car crash.
And the person in that inferno was your son. Your free spirit, your baby.
Can you imagine, how devastating that'd be? To learn that your son is dead, and had died alone and in pain and fear. And the kicker?
There wasn't even a funeral held for him.
It's almost as if Stanley never existed. Like he was never important. And that probably ate at Caryn Pines in ways that cut deeply. Because Stanley was important to her, was important to Stanford and now he's gone and she didn't even get to say goodbye to her boy. She'll forever have a hole in her heart, a piece missing because her Stanley is gone. And she'll never be able to fill it because no one can replace her baby. And we don't know if Caryn's still alive or not, so there's the horrifying possibility. That she died believing that Stan was dead. That she died in her grief that only a mother can feel. That she died, unaware that the boy she grieved for was next to her the entire time. Forced to pretend to be his brother, in order to save him from his own creation and fix mistakes that he believes he made that hurt Ford.
So close to her son, yet so far away.
A tragedy.