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Why Bill Hates Dipper

Ever since the Book of Bill came out, I've been pondering why Bill seems to love tormenting Dipper.

I don’t doubt Bill Cipher could find amusement in anyone and everyone’s suffering but he seems to take a special interest in hurting the youngest Pines.  This even goes back to their first interaction where Bill blows a hole in Dipper’s chest before Dipper had said a single word to him, as opposed to Mabel whom he ignored despite her attempt to tackle him moments beforehand.

In Sock Opera, Bill repeatedly harms Dipper’s body with forks, drawers, stairs, drowning, and who knows what else off-screen.  And in perhaps the darkest moment of any Gravity Falls media, Bill’s note from Journal 3 boasts about his ‘grand finale’ of killing Dipper, making it look like a suicide, and forcing the poor boy to wander the mindscape forever.  

During Weirdmageddon Bill repeatedly ridicules Dipper after Ford’s capture, teasing him with insults, Ford’s body, and burning his precious journals in front of him before ordering his Henchamniacs to eat him. In Mabel’s Bubble he responds to Dipper’s rejection by turning Fake Wendy into maggots and delivers an ominous warning to an obviously disturbed Dipper. 

This trend of tormenting Dipper has only intensified with the Book of Bill and Thisisnotawebsite.com.  Every mention of Dipper in the book is an insult or mockery, including two pages dedicated to embarrassing moments of his young life.  Meanwhile, on the website he tries to trick Dipper into staring at the sun until the boy goes blind.  

So why does Bill seem to have a special interest in making Dipper Pines miserable?

It could be as simple as the bully picking on the victim.  Maybe Bill thinks Dipper takes himself too seriously and wants to knock him down several pegs.  Or perhaps Bill resents Dipper for being the closest to what he considers Lawful Good among his family, or for trying to be a hero while categorising the town’s weirdness in opposition to Bill’s desire to create chaos and misery, or because he’s the primary antagonist and Dipper is the primary protagonist?

But Bill probably doesn’t hold Dipper in high enough regard for that to be his only reasoning.  In fact, Bill appears to have a very low opinion of Dipper, in comparison to certain other members of the Pines family. 

In both Book of Bill and Dipper and Mabel’s Guide to Mystery and Non-Stop Fun, Bill claims to like Mabel, comparing her free-spiritedness with his desire to spread turmoil. To him, fun and chaos are the same thing and Mabel’s all about having fun and doing whatever she wants, whatever other people think of her.

Ford worshipped Bill for a time, and is the one who summoned him and created the portal.  Feats Bill was so pleased by, that he apparently grew some degree of affection for Ford if the Book of Bill is to be believed; telling him about his past, ‘gifting’ him with dead rats and the like.  Even though Bill answered Ford's attempts to escape him with horrific torture, Bill still offered him the position of Henchmaniac when he achieved physical form, implying he was willing to put their past aside, on his terms.

Bill’s interactions with Stan are limited to entering his mind and the final battle.  Perhaps, as a fellow conman and trickster, it could be argued Bill might approve of Stan’s crimes even if he’s not exactly impressed by them.  But Thisisnotawebsite.com makes it clear that any affinity he may or may not have had for Stan is gone.  Now there’s only bitterness and rage at having been bested by someone he deems a joke.

Sounds familiar. 

Because it was Dipper who brought the others into Stan's mind and taught them how to fight back against Bill.  Dipper found Wendy and Soos, rescued Mabel and got the ball rolling on the resistance movement that led to Bill’s defeat.  In Mabeland especially, Dipper proves his tenacity by being the only one capable of resisting what Bill declares is his most diabolical trap. 

And when Dipper proved he had the strength to refuse his greatest temptation, Bill reacted by turning heaven into hell for a few moments.  Again, a member of the Pines family had rejected his promise of granting their greatest desire.  But this time, it wasn’t the genius Ford who’d rejected him and threatened his plans, it was the meek little boy - the lesser twin in Bill’s eye.  

Dipper isn’t wild like Mabel, brilliant like Ford, or cunning like Stan.  He’s just a kid trying his hardest to do what’s right.  A concept Bill no doubt finds hilarious. 

It’s one thing to be bested by a foe you respect or admire, but it’s quite another to be beaten by someone you consider a joke.  

But he was.  Repeatedly.  First by Dipper and finally by Stan.  

And it probably drives him mad. 

Listen, if the final Belos fight is indeed 2v1 with Hunter and Willow? All I'm saying is if midway through the fight we start getting flashback scenes of Caleb and Evelyn vs Philip with that smooth animation and just the most gorgeous shot-for-shot fades between the two fights, like with Hunter flickering back and forth with Caleb, or a closeup of Willow's hand casting a spell circle and her hand turning into Evelyn's, I swear to god that would go so hard and I would lose my entire ✨GODDAMN MIND✨

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2 pieces of Would You Fall In Love With Me Again details that I discovered through tiktok that has ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY

Penelope sings waiting 8 times for 20 seconds representing the 8 sagas and 20 years she waited for Odysseus to come back to her

The melody of the "for" after these repetitions of the word waiting is sung in the same melody as "I am the reigning king of Ithica" cause you know that's who she was waiting for

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I think each miraculous in the box might have a counterpart with a similar power set. Hear me out:

The Snake 🐍 and the Rabbit 🐇 — Time

The Peacock 🦚 and the Butterfly 🦋 — Creation from emotion

The Turtle 🐢 and the Ox 🐂— Protection/Shields

The Dog 🐶 and the Horse🐴 — Teleportation

The Pig 🐖 and the Fox 🦊— Illusion

The Ladybug 🐞 and the Goat 🐐— Creation

The Dragon 🐉 and the Mouse/Rat 🐀 — Body Manipulation

The Cat 🐈‍⬛ and the Tigger 🐅— Destruction/max damage

The Rooster 🐓 and the Monkey 🐒— Randomness

And that leaves the Bee 🐝 all alone (damnit we need one more with a freezing/control over other’s movement based power)

I’m still sticking by my headcanon that Sabine knows her daughter is Ladybug

I know Sabine is already a very understanding and caring person, and she entrusts in Ladybug. But, the way she just smiles and doesn’t ask questions when Marinette makes excuses just makes me feel like she knows.

She also broke out of the akuma just by seeing Ladybug keeping her promise. Ladybug has done nice things for her victims before, but this is only one of two times a victim has broken free just from her. There’s a deep trust there.

Also, I feel like there’s a lot of moms who just know everything that’s going on with their kids? And Sabine definitely strikes me as one of those kinds of moms.

Willow as Evalyn?

TOH SPOILERS (?) 

 The ripped dress, the tail?? The overall witch costume? I may be overthinking but what if Willow is being portrayed as Evalyn, the witch  who Caleb fell in love with

I did that edit for the lols to troll a friend of mine and now I can’t unsee how similar their faces are helppppp