“...Who Are You? Stanley? Even Stanley Is More Energetic Than You. Stanley!”

This SCREAMS Wei Wuxian, I dunno bout y'all

“He was a good man once, my grandfather. He took to necromancy, now he haunts my Castle. Excellent babysitter though!”

Vengeance

Something ugly and cruel crawls out of her throat. It's slick and shiny with pointy, bloodthirsty edges. It crawls up and up and spews from her perfect, red-lipped mouth. And it never misses its target. There is never anything in her eyes Nothing in her face nor voice nor air but faint pleasure Nothing that acknowledges the spilling blood or the pain It is nothing but cool aloofness Searing the wound with a chilling, fiery vengeance

everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

aftg hc of the day: whenever neil has to leave for a game (before he and andrew are on the same pro team), andrew will sneak behind him and take shirts and toiletries and anything he can get his hands on out of neils bag. neil has his deodorant sticking out of a side pocket? nope, now it's on the kitchen counter. pants on the bed next to his bag? not anymore, they're on the top of the cat tower (sir appreciated that one, they were still warm out of the dryer). neil lowkey thinks he's going crazy until he sees andrew neatly rehanging his shirts in the exact order they were in before he folded every single one of them.

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

Also fanfiction be a thing I write when I’m in the mood; hence how old this fucking is but it’s been a whole minute since I put my shit up on tumblr

A lotta people tell me that they're sorry and that it's unfair and not right. It's a nice thing to say and I do appreciate it. Of course I do.

But sometimes I'm bitter and empty enough to think well what the fuck am I gonna do with that. That it's unfair changes nothing. It just is.

speed

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Reblogging cuz I've read a good chunk of these and know them to be Very Good and now must go through the rest cuz OP obviously has good taste, bless you

so.... do u have any fic recs for the untamed?

this has been languishing, unanswered, because I literally cannot stop reading fic long enough to answer it. I am a woman possessed. if I’m not reading fic then I am actively watching the show, which I started again yesterday for the third time. scream into my eyes and scream into my mouth. etc. 

wei wuxian/lan wangji:

seldom all they seem (canon au)*

a lot of edges called perhaps 

all the depths of me, real 

画龙点睛; the crucial point 

linger in the sun

tie a knife with a ribbon (canon au)

the necromancer’s fairytale (au)

the roots grow riotous (au) (wip. I know.)

other pairings (bg wei wuxian/lan wangji: understood):

*sequel: half cloak & half dagger (lan xichen/jin guangyao)

with both hands (lan xichen/jin guangyao)

to keep you in that house on the hill (nie mingjue/jin guangyao)

you seem, secretly, to love everything (nie mingjue/jin guangyao/lan xichen, modern au)

one rogue spark in my direction (lan wangji/xiao xingchen/song lan) 

a civil combpaign (jin ling/lan sizhui)

+ sequel: besieged

four days in lanling (nie huaisang/jiang cheng)

our footsteps sing a reckless serenade (nie huaisang/jiang cheng, au)

by proxy (lan wangji/jiang cheng) (I said what I said.)

climbing up that coastal shelf (no pairing. I cried. who am I?)

with absolute splendor (also no pairing, beyond the obvious.)

gathered herbs & sweet grasses (ALSO NO PAIRING LOL.)

and a subsection I like to call:

the beauty of your repair (xue yang/xiao xingchen/song lan, modern au)

one big silence (xue yang/xiao xingchen/song lan, modern au)

+ sequel: hanging from a tree

tear out all your tenderness (xue yang/xiao xingchen)