Ibecreating-hopefully - Trying

Thanks everyone for the prompts! I decided to try and knock these all out in one go:

@thegirlwhotrashcans: remember, you asked for it. au, nobody dies, wwx and yanli bodyswap. they’re married to lwj and jzx. 100% crack. bonus points if jin zixuan completely loses his shit and lwj looks very calm but loses his sh*t after everything is back to normal

@alightbuthappypen: Competency kink! One or both of them (when I say ‘them’ I mean wangxian obvs, I know what I’m about) getting hot and bothered about the other being amazing. On a nighthunt maybe? Or anywhere else that strikes your fancy!

@hearteyeswangji: WRITE MORE P*RN

I think I can manage that. With a few tweaks, accidental seriousness, and broad, ridiculous fix-its tacked on. I have no idea how long this might be. Let’s try it in installments? I’ll reblog and add on as I go. Maybe it’ll be fun. We’ll find out.

Disclaimer that this is just gonna go for it with no revising and no beta readers, so pls do not hold me to any conceivable standard of coherency thx

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WILL INCLUDE: wangxian, xuanli, let jyl and lwj be friends agenda, canon divergence, fix-it, everybody lives, arranged marriage, bodyswap, light angst, getting together, Attempts at Comedy, eventual (light?) wangxian smut

The Sunshot Campaign has just been won. Everyone goes over to Jin Guangshan’s house after the Nightless City banquet, to Negotiate Stuff, and some hasty political marriages happen resulting in Xuanli Wedded Bliss and Wangxian Un-confessed Wedded Tension. Then, suddenly…a curse befalls our brave heroes.

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Wei Wuxian wakes suddenly, feeling odd. He’s sleeping on his stomach for one thing, which is not his usual, but he feels warm and comfortable enough that he doesn’t think it strange. But then there is the scent of peonies and gardenias, which is both familiar and alien, somehow. It makes him open his eyes. 

Which is when he sees the hand before him on the bolster. It is slender and elegant. Small. Pale. Familiar? Wearing a jade bangle. He pushes himself up a bit, startled, only to see the hand move when he does. 

The hand. Is his hand. He stares at it. The shock of it, coupled with the early hour, leave his mind working very slowly.

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IM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

coming home from the failed siege at the burial mounds and ur son is looking at u weird bc you’ve always sworn that the yiling laozu was a ruthless savage beast who snapped ur arms and legs personally and y’all just spent the last 6 hours watching a charismatic twink in the presidents underwear do group conflict resolution

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Y'all when I tell you how I SOBBED. It's literally 8:23 am and I leave for work in bout 15 mins. Instead of getting ready, I elected to CRY OVER THIS. It's good. Incredibly good. Everything about it - immaculate. If I'm late, 1000% worth it, no regrets.

Time for more sex-cursed Lan Wangji!

a messy, self-indulgent spree imported from twt and lightly edited

explicit, wangxian, 9k, canon divergence fix-it

mild dubcon because of the nature of sex curses (but like, they do their best to communicate around it), and cw for brief thoughts of self harm, no other warnings

This curse’s origin is mysterious, perhaps politically guided. Someone is trying to throttle Gusu Lan’s alliance prospects by removing Lan Wangji’s stellar marriageability after Sunshot. It works, after a fashion.

Wei Wuxian is in the Burial Mounds, farming and hardening his heart as the resentment worsens his health, subsisting on memories of Lan Wangji’s single visit.

Lan Wangji is at home in Gusu, pining away while they rebuild the Cloud Recesses.

One day, he begins to burn up with unexplained fever.

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I wanna make friends

I’m lonely and it’s pandemic and it’s been a long time since I’ve had internet friends so if you wanna talk to a nerdy ass bitch, hello, I’m available

Oh this makes me so genuinely happy (T.T)

Blessed_Nest

understanding poetry is very simple. poems are good when they make you sit on your kitchen floor and scream

Her name is Katalin Karikó. Hungarian. Daughter of a butcher. Her thesis work became the basis of the mRNA vaccine technology. Read the article here.

God yes, please, let's fucking talk about my greatest source of social isolation and ridicule.

thank GOD we are talking about racism towards asians now because as a dark skinned south asian woman my only representation in western media is 1) the smart brown girl studying to become a doctor or 2) the brown girl with overbearing parents who want her to get an arranged marriage. and don’t you dare tell me that this only happens in movies or shows because i cannot count the number of times that white people have come up to me and asked me what medical schools i want to apply to since i was literally 12 years old.

my culture has been stolen by white people trying to be woke while i was shamed for being south asian as a child. the golden milk you find on every white girl’s youtube channel now is haldi doodh, and my ancestors have been drinking it for thousands of years. the bindis on white girls’ foreheads as they go to coachella have served as a target for racists to attack south asian women. but when i drink haldi doodh or wear a bindi, i get stares from white people trying to dehumanize me by calling me barbaric or “backwards.”

racism towards south asians is still around and something that we NEED to keep talking about if we want to see change happen.

Reblogging cuz I've read a good chunk of these and know them to be Very Good and now must go through the rest cuz OP obviously has good taste, bless you

so.... do u have any fic recs for the untamed?

this has been languishing, unanswered, because I literally cannot stop reading fic long enough to answer it. I am a woman possessed. if I’m not reading fic then I am actively watching the show, which I started again yesterday for the third time. scream into my eyes and scream into my mouth. etc. 

wei wuxian/lan wangji:

seldom all they seem (canon au)*

a lot of edges called perhaps 

all the depths of me, real 

画龙点睛; the crucial point 

linger in the sun

tie a knife with a ribbon (canon au)

the necromancer’s fairytale (au)

the roots grow riotous (au) (wip. I know.)

other pairings (bg wei wuxian/lan wangji: understood):

*sequel: half cloak & half dagger (lan xichen/jin guangyao)

with both hands (lan xichen/jin guangyao)

to keep you in that house on the hill (nie mingjue/jin guangyao)

you seem, secretly, to love everything (nie mingjue/jin guangyao/lan xichen, modern au)

one rogue spark in my direction (lan wangji/xiao xingchen/song lan) 

a civil combpaign (jin ling/lan sizhui)

+ sequel: besieged

four days in lanling (nie huaisang/jiang cheng)

our footsteps sing a reckless serenade (nie huaisang/jiang cheng, au)

by proxy (lan wangji/jiang cheng) (I said what I said.)

climbing up that coastal shelf (no pairing. I cried. who am I?)

with absolute splendor (also no pairing, beyond the obvious.)

gathered herbs & sweet grasses (ALSO NO PAIRING LOL.)

and a subsection I like to call:

the beauty of your repair (xue yang/xiao xingchen/song lan, modern au)

one big silence (xue yang/xiao xingchen/song lan, modern au)

+ sequel: hanging from a tree

tear out all your tenderness (xue yang/xiao xingchen)