I Am The Supporting Side Character Of The Anime Protagonist, But I Also Secretly Wrote And Rehearsed

Seeing this WHILE IN THE PROCESS of writing an OC fanfic about Zeus just shapeshifting into the form of a woman and seducing said OC’s father

so you’re telling me this whole time hades, poseidon or zeus couldve just banged a dude?? imagine another big 3 kid rolls into camp and they’re like “oh ur dad broke the oath… which means you’re gonna have to pay for it…” and this kids like “lol which dad?”

no oath broken. loophole of the century.

I don’t it even know what this is but I want it so bad, it looks so cool

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

@netflix

Hell world

Karlach’s little dance is everything to me

🏕

[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

The guy talking about “bitchass cope” as if pretending that your health is entirely within your control isn’t cope for feeling powerless and afraid of an unpredictable future

Some bad endertale fan art. I really hope frisk doesn’t look that bad...

Same character different fonts ✨arcane edition✨

(Part 1)

Caitlyn / Mizu

- blue theme

- experts at their fighting style

- deadly

- Determined, hardworking, cunning

- similar character design

- hot

Vi / Karlach

- red theme

- talks with their fists

- funny, kind and caring

- tough as nails

- muscles ✨

- choppy cool hair

- hot

Cassandra / Hettie

- dead (rip)

- milf

- powerful women who care deeply about their family and reputation

- updo

- impecably dressed

- wielding great political power

- hot

———————

All these characters have some significant differences from one another (especially Caitlyn/Mizu). However, it’s pretty fun to point out their similarities. 👀

What arcane characters should I do next? 💙

My gender-mobile is making funny sounds, does anyone know a mechanic who works on them?

gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast