The Director Of Cybersecurity From The Electronic Freedom Foundation Is Offering To Help Women Who Have

Me though. This post is completely on point.

Nya :3

((so frickin cute, I want to snuggle it))

I found another great avatar maker :3

Why??? I just realized what it looks like this tab says. I promise that it doesn't actually say that. It's supposed to say "butters" I swear it.

PewDiePie Sings Thank U, Next

;-; I sure as hell do. I hate when people are suicidal and/or depressed.

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

Reblog this and see what you get.

♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you

♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you

✂ = just delete your tumblr already

✌ = you’re awesome

♡ = i love your blog

❁ = you’re beautiful

✓ = i hate you

☹ = you’re ugly

☀ = i want to fuck you

♬ = i wish we were close

♧ = i wish we were friends in real life

☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮ = you inspire me

Goldey the Golden Flower. An Undertale oc, based off the murderous little stalker bitch we all know and love, Flowey the Flower. Goldey is the exact opposite of Flowey, being a woman and a whole lot nicer. She has 2 forms, this one and a flower form. Yes, she is, in fact, floating. She's partially a ghost, so she floats, or flies. Like Asriel, a monster SOUL turns her back to the goat child, human SOULS make her Omega (I has an Omega Goldey somewhere. I'll post it later.), and monster and human SOULS make her Hyperdeath. She's good friends with the skelebros, helps Frisk survive in the Underground as best she can, hates to fight, and loves to make friends. Enjoy my new au, "New Flower."

Thug... Dogs... What??? The hell????? I don't understand at all...

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

It's realistic...? Oh, yeah. Like I'll go, not knowing what my age is, to hell's casino and bet my soul to Satan himself. ...Wait, shit. I actually WOULD do that. Maybe thegreatrouge can be the narrator and I'll be Cuphead. That's just a suggestion though. lol

If CUPHEAD was Realistic (Funny Animation)

if I was a narrator, I’d be like this!

also, what’s with is bullshit ass title “if Cuphead was realistic”? 

what the fuck are you on SmashBits Animations? what’s realstic about any of this?

Funny thought

Imagine Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Hercules Mulligan, Marquis de Lafayette, George Washington, and Aaron Burr (though Burr is always MUCH more mature than the others and Washington only does it with anyone he's closest to, Hamilton for example) writing to each other using modern slang and pretty much writing how modern teens text. Something like:

G.W:

Dear Alex. Hamilton,

OMG, did u see how those Brits were totes crying like babies?

Signed,

G. Washington

A.H:

Dear George Washington,

Ya, lol, they were crying for their mommies like, "Wah! Mom, I got my a** kicked by the colonies! T^T" lmao, what total losers. XD

Sincerely,

A. Hamilton