Iclairus - Little Slice Of My Internet

Cursed Dream SMP chat text that I have saved in my gallery for who knows what reason

now wait JUST ONE MOMENT this is RUDE

i keep a little poison pill in my ring just in case im captured by the enemy but i cant dry swallow so i also wear a vial of a single sip of water

Swamp monster 🐸🌱

I imagine that people’s lore usually has to go through Dream, either because he’s a big part in it or because he has to make special arrangements (*cough* Ranboos silk touch hands *cough* egg hurting people *cough* teleportations *cough*) so this is how I imagine telling him these ideas go (Don’t forget this is all role play!)

Quackity: So I’m thinking I’m going to torture you every day for a month to force you to give me the knowledge of the revival book, until you’re screaming for Sam to come help you. What do you think?

Dream:

Dream:

Dream: that’s so fucking rad

Tommy: So after months of abuse and manipulation, just when I’m starting to recover, I’m gonna get stuck in prison with you and annoy you until you beat me to death and revive me, just to prove how powerful you are and give me more trauma.

Dream: That’s horrible Tommy

Tommy:

Dream:

Dream: let’s do it

Tubbo: Nukes!

Dream: ...Nukes?

Tubbo: Nukes.

Dream:

Tubbo:

Dream: Nukes!

PotC but people have wings

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Jack is a sparrow, Will is a tern (I think), Elizabeth is a swan, Norrington is an albatross, Davy Jones is a flying fish, Salazar is an eagle, and Beckett… dunno.

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@opting-for-oblivion

Yeah… I was the wing anon… I didn’t have the energy to illustrate it back then.

R G B

this is so fucking cool

Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins

An Illustrated Guide For Vampires

1. Privacy Tent

2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed

3. Victorian Box Bed

4. Canopy Bed

5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice

6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass

in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets

Here are the sharks again but cut up into tumblr-digestible pieces!!

have you ever wanted to learn about some hipster sharks you may or may not have heard of before?

because BOY do i have a bucket of Fun Shark Trivia for YOU

(drew and researched these pages for pinkcloverpress on twitter for an Animal-themed magazine last year!!! Twas a blast to get back to my Science-y roots for a hot second)