Roger And Jack Are So “Bffs Who Shit Talk Everyone Else In The Friend Group And Also Shit Talk Each

draw Lord of the Flies, but make him sing the most random song and look at us like he knows were there

i was giggling in health class as i drew this (no idea why party in the USA was the first song that came to mind)

"Why am I british?"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOBY MOTHERFUCKIN ROOOGGEEERRRRSSSS [no text under the cut]

Going insane because what do you meannnnn Ralph says he’s the leader and Jack steps forward but then he changes his mind because he likes the idea of leadership  more than the reality, he’s wants respect but not responsibility, he’s all happy to be chief until it means owning up to the consequences of his actions what do you MEANNNNN  

roger looks like he keeps rocks in his pockets just so he can pelt them at people

not to gross u out but i daydream about you resting your head on my chest and ur completely at ease and ur safe and warm

🤷

he’s having a bad bad day it’s about time that he gets his way steamrolling whatever he sees UGH despicable roger

roger is basically young gru from despicable me

i can 100% see roger saying “i vont to steel ze moon”

in the winter months, all the biguns get assigned a littlun to hold during the night to keep them warm (some get assigned two)

my deranged sons

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"