Can You Spot Him

post island ralph working in an office and he’s depressed and his job just makes him more miserable and then jack gets hired as the assistant manager there and everything gets worse

piggy when absolutely NO ONE listens to him when he has the conch:

i’ve never used alight motion before.

first i happied. then i sadded.

He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.

I might have lotf brainrot

Fuck you english class

lotf headcanon that roger’s parents are convinced their son is the nicest boy on earth he comes home from school and says ‘i had a great day today mummy i learnt so much in mathematics and geography and my choir practice is going swimmingly” when in reality him and jack threw paninis and rocks at year 4s and played bogies in the back of the classroom

Roger and maurice

Simon is an odd character because he’s someone who genuinely loves humanity, but has had to deal with the oppressive fact humanity doesn’t love him

We see him go out of his way to be kind. But we also see the toll it takes on him. He gets mad, he has to force isolate himself, he actively doesn’t like people.

He’s not really the soft boy the fandom think he is, but he’s still at his heart genuinely kind.

Narratively, he’s supposed to be a foil to Jack and Roger. He’s someone who does love without condition and innately. Not to get something out of people, and not because of social training. But we also see vague hints of a sort of resentment towards the other boys because of course there is.

While yes, Simon is a stand in for Jesus, he’s still human and still a preteen boy. He laughs and jokes and plays and gets mad

Innately and purely, Simon is human, and a study of the condition of thus.

What Roger do you fw more? 1963 Roger or 1990 Roger?

1963 Roger supremacy

I liked 1990s Roger too, but stabbing Simon’s lizard with a big ass spear seemed like overkill.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOBY MOTHERFUCKIN ROOOGGEEERRRRSSSS [no text under the cut]