Jack Merridew The Type Of Guy To Purposely Step On His Friends Shoes When Walking Behind Them. NEVER

"Always dark in color" and they make Roger the whitest bitch alive

i have nothing funny to say. look at Maurice’s stupid dumb face

I don’t even know how to do long division how am I sposed to keep track of how many hunters are in my tribe. so what if two go missing huh. who even are samneric.

aaawwww the scrimbo curnkly tootsit

whered his melanin go AND WHYS HE BEEN BUZZED 💔🥀

Going insane because what do you meannnnn Ralph says he’s the leader and Jack steps forward but then he changes his mind because he likes the idea of leadership  more than the reality, he’s wants respect but not responsibility, he’s all happy to be chief until it means owning up to the consequences of his actions what do you MEANNNNN  

blorbo. qhatever

Ralph: Jack...

Jack: Oh no, 'Jack' in b-flat.

Jack: You're disappointed.

samneric in another universe

I might have lotf brainrot

Fuck you english class

Simon is an odd character because he’s someone who genuinely loves humanity, but has had to deal with the oppressive fact humanity doesn’t love him

We see him go out of his way to be kind. But we also see the toll it takes on him. He gets mad, he has to force isolate himself, he actively doesn’t like people.

He’s not really the soft boy the fandom think he is, but he’s still at his heart genuinely kind.

Narratively, he’s supposed to be a foil to Jack and Roger. He’s someone who does love without condition and innately. Not to get something out of people, and not because of social training. But we also see vague hints of a sort of resentment towards the other boys because of course there is.

While yes, Simon is a stand in for Jesus, he’s still human and still a preteen boy. He laughs and jokes and plays and gets mad

Innately and purely, Simon is human, and a study of the condition of thus.