Tanaka: from now on, we’re gonna be using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle one”
Tanaka: Kiyoko is “Been There, Done That”
Tanaka: Ennoshita is “Currently Doing That”
Tanaka: Nishinoya, “If I had To Pick A Dude”
Tanaka: Kageyama is “It Happened Once In a Dream”
Tanaka: and Tsukishima is...
Tanaka: “Eagle two”
Tsukishima: oh thank god
*later*
Tanaka, about Hinata: “I’d Be Lying If I Said I Haven’t Thought About It” is in position!
New Wattpad work posted now!
I just- remember I had this? Basically MK trying to deescalate a very tense UNO game, and Macaque comes in and screws Wukong over. Nezha is just laughing in the back like a hyena-
Audio from: THIS
This is funny, but what about this too:
April: we lost the turtles, where could they have gone? We don’t have time to look for them.
Y/N: hold on I got this.
Y/N: OUCH! F***!
Turtles: [same actions as stated above but with worried words and surprises about y/n swearing. Also crowding them to see what hurt.]
Y/N: [talking towards April] Found them.
April: Shit, we lost Leo.
Y/N: Wait, I got this...
Y/N: Y/N IS A PIECE OF SHIT! THEY ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER AND I HATE THEM!
Leo: [Marching out of the crowd] BITCH WHAT-
Donnie: [flying down from the sky] THE FUCK-
Mikey: [stumbling out of a craft store] DID YOU-
Raph: [emerging from a sewer] JUST SAY?!?!
Y/N: I have made a mistake.
WHB Cat Café AU
Gehenna
Satan WILL attack your hand if you dangle treats in front of him
Ppyong will sit on his hind legs and beg with his front paws
Sitri will sit there and stare at the treat before leaving, he’s only interested in catnip or silvervine tea
Belial can give you paw, when you ask for it both him and Jjyu will give you paw, be sure to reward them both. Jjyu will run away if he’s not with Belial.
Zagan doesn’t like receiving treats from strangers’ hands, leave it on the floor. But otherwise he’ll rub his face on your hand before eating the treat
Astaroth will sniff the treat first, then eat it, putting his paws on your hand to secure it
Leraye will do tippy taps for the treats
Paimon will gently grab the treats from your hand
I cannot get this out of my head. I just got caught up with @kyri45's shadowpeach bio parents au and the ithica saga just came out three days ago and i had to
This is my first time ever doing an edit. I just can't get it out of my head i hope ya'll like it!!
little detail, wukong calling out to macaque part is his perspective as his kaiju form is stabilizing, it's what he's seeing anyways enjoy
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The various alters of moon donnie 🌑🩸🌊🌻
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I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.
They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.
They left the girl readily.
The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.
She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.
The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.
She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying.
Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother.
(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)
((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))
The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.
The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.
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GORGEOUS HUNNY
“OOPS, I CAUGHT THE FEELS!!!”
Finished mini comic Mac and SWK dealing with their physical reminders of LBD. Thought it’d be silly if Mac finally stops giving a fuck about his glamours, catching SWK off guard as he struggles with newfound? Resurfacing?? Feelings!?!?!!?
2nd panels my fav :)))
Trying to experiment with effects and ✨sparkles✨ more AND COLORS (also minor style change)
Like and Reblogs are appreciated!
“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”
Sure do, no problem!!
“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”
I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!
“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.
*wild cheering* /scene
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