Another Episode Of That’s Not My Hermit Bc I’m Obsessed

Thinking about an idea

Something how the evo crew is just slightly Off

No one can put their finger on it, it's something uncanny about how they interact with everything, how they watch, how they listen

People who realize that there's more beyond their reality tend to act a little different

What is this? A crossover episode???

“Didnt you say YOU were bullied in highschool Mrs.Noceda?”

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft

adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing

also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

i think its so funny that the empires people know what christmas is this season. they used to only have the rivendell winter festival but i guess christianity was introduced to the land after season 1

Life series angst fics are gonna be so fucking funny now that Joel has won. The Watchers can’t do shit to him bc he’ll just drive away in that fuck ass car. They don’t know how he brought the car with him and they can’t ask. All the other winners got into it as fast as they could. Cleo shoved Grian to get shotgun. Pearl has to sit on the floor. Martyn scrambled into the trunk. They’re gone.

happy build guessing to everyone!