“i Also Choose This Guy’s Dead Wife” Was Easily The #1 Funniest Thing To Ever Be Written On The

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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high school teacher voice hello neurodivergent openly queer kid everyone sees as weird. you need to select a partner for this group pr- what do you mean everyone partnered up already? what do you mean youre the only one left without a partner? well i guess i have no choice but to force you to walk up to a random set of friends and join their group while they ignore you for the entire class again

modern setting au where False and E!False arent intentionally being duplicitous its just they both go by the same nickname and look identical and through comedy-movie level misunderstandings all of their friends assume that there is one False who for some reason pays rent on two seperate apartments and works two different day jobs

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

pour one out for trans peeps who have one foot in the closet cus they don’t want their parents knowing but wanna be out in other places like work or school,

who don’t want to change things about themself just to “pass”,

who “look cis” because they don’t have their hair a certain way, bind, pack, tuck, take hormones, or dress a certain way

who get misgendered, not out of maliciousness, but because they can’t tell unless you tell them

none of this makes you “less transgender” and less transgender isn’t a thing. you’re trans. it came free with your complicated relationship with gender

How does drinking a potion feel/taste like?

Speed - very sweet, tethering on umcomfortably sweet, very runny consistancy just like sugar infused water

Jump Boost - leaves a slightly numb and almost hairy feeling in your mouth, taste more savioury that other potions, very runny in constancy as well

Instant Heeling - tastes like uncomfortably sweet artifical watermelon, with a bitter aftertaste that lingers, very thick consistancy that sticks to the top your mouth like cough sirup (for those who know, like fennel honey in consistancy)

Poision - extremly bitter taste with a sour aftertaste that doesn't go away even when drinking water, slightly thicker than water in consistancy

Water Breathing - Very salty in taste, stinges slightly in your mouth (like when you eat too much pineapple), almost exactly like water in consistancy

Fire Resistance - burns in your mouth, heats you up from inside like very hot chili, tastes mostly just hot, but players who drink Fire Res often say that also tastes broth, potion with the thickest consistancy

Night Vision - surprinsgly sweet, but with a bitter after taste to it (imagine carrot juice, but if it left a bitter taste), runny consitancy

Strength - Hot, but not as much as Fire Res, and savoury taste that has a lingering taste of metal, a thick consiatncy often with clumbs in it, usually hard to swallow

Regeneration - A slight salty taste to it, but not much, almost tastes like nothing at first, but with time the salty taste just gets more and more, consitancy just like water

Turtle Master - Surprinsgly sour with a hint of salt, sticks to the top of your mouth with clumps in it making it hard to get down quick

Slow Falling - Bitter taste that transitions to a extremly sweet taste after a short while, the consistancy is usually more runny, but with some clumbs in it

Slowness - A taste that is almost to good for it, like barbeque if said barbeque was made with a bit too much salt, in contrats to the potions it's brewed from an extremly thick consistancy

Instant Damage - Tastes like fermented fruits (mostly apples, but answers to this vary from player to player) and lingers in your mouth for sometimes hours, very runny consistancy that feels like oil and sticks to every available surface

Invisibility - Bitter taste, players who use Invis often can tell a slight hint of sweetness remaining from the Night Vision, sticks to the roof your mouth in a thick consitancy

Weakness - Tastes almost like nothing, just a hint of an artifical sweetness and a water-like consistancy, that burns at the back of your throat

Awkward Potion - Sweet and sour taste that passes almost immeditly, a very distant taste that most players know, the consistancy is a bit too thick for water

Mundane Potion - Extremly sour, and the taste lingers in your mouth for hours, the consitancy varies depending on the ingridient used

Thick Potion - Tasteless, but as the name suggest very thick and hard to swallow

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modern setting au where False and E!False arent intentionally being duplicitous its just they both go by the same nickname and look identical and through comedy-movie level misunderstandings all of their friends assume that there is one False who for some reason pays rent on two seperate apartments and works two different day jobs

physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either