Your Tank Headcanons Are The Highlight Of My Day. You Encapsulate The Menace In Them Perfectly

When Sweetheart comes home after a long day at work, they flop face first on the couch and kick their legs and hit the couch with their fists, whining and calling for milo, like a child.

Angel had a scene or fairy phase in their teens. That came to mind today.

YESSS PORTER AHHHHGDDHEUDBCBDNDNDH PORTER ON MY KNEESSSNEIEIEIEIDUEU

I'm clawing at my skin trying not to look at EA spoilers.

Tank kicks in their sleep

STAWP I LOVE THIS

Tank is a gym rat

Bro has their priorities straight

Guys I’ve got a funeral to go to tomorrow, would it be inappropriate if I brought my headphones and listened to Milo Greer getting his dick sucked sloppy style??

I imagine sweetheart texting milo with freaky ahh insta reel comments like ''Just slide it in gng 😭😭🙏🙏💔💔'' when hes yapping over text or ''And... it's all over the screen 😫💦'' when he sends a picture while hes out or ''Can u feel the pain in my dih? 🥀💔'' after he leaves for work

I NEED more asher and Tank. RIGHT NOW.

Does anyone else think something bad is gonna happen before Ranger can confess? No? Just me? Okay.