“Not My Son You BITCH!”

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

reddie is the type of ship where the losers will catch them cuddling on a couch and someone ask “are you two cuddling?” and eddie deadass goes “no”

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Stozier Best Friends Headcanon

Because Richie and Stan actually loved each other idiots

- Anyone who saw Richie and Stan from the outside assumed Stan hates Richie

- Which was complete bullshit by the way

- Stan met Richie when they were in

- Stan had been reading a book about birds when he met Richie

- Richie poked and prodded his Kippah of course

- Stan answered Richie’s question as to what his Kippah was

- They didn’t really say anything after that

- But Richie came by everyday after that and deemed Stan his best friend

- The two later met Bill and Eddie when they were about seven or eight

- And then Bev, Ben and Mike when they were thirteen

- Richie came out to Stan when he was thirteen and Stan had no problems with his sexuality

- They were each other’s first kiss

- Richie and Stan kissed when Richie came out to him

- It didn’t really mean anything romantically but it meant something anyway

- Stan loves Richie’s voices and jokes no matter how bad they are

- He pretends to hate them just to spite Richie though

- Years later Eddie and Richie got together

- Richie spent more time with Eddie but Richie still came over every week to Stan’s for their sleepover and family dinner

- Stan’s parents love Richie

- Richie doesn’t really like bird watching but goes to hang out with Stan and his dad

- Stan’s mom always baked and had a sweater for Richie every Christmas

- When Richie couldn’t go to Eddie or the other Losers about his problems, he always went to Stan

- Stan never judged anything Richie had to say, he’d listen and help the best he could

- He knew about how neglectful Richie’s parents were

- He pretty much hates them, but thanks them for bringing Richie into the world

- When they were sixteen, Stan asked Richie how he knew he was gay

- Richie didn’t really have an answer

- He spoke about how he noticed things about guys that he didn’t notice in girls

- He explained that he noticed these things in Stan first and then Bill and then Eddie

- When Stan was quiet, Richie offered a kiss like Stan had years beforehand

- Again, it wasn’t romantic but it meant something

- They didn’t really have a word for it, they just knew it as each other

- Stan accepted it of course and cried when he knew he was gay

- Richie comforted him and went with him to come out to his parents

- When his parents weren’t really accepting at first, Richie held Stan has he cried again

- Richie gripped Stan’s hand when Stan’s parents came to him a few days later to accept their son

- Richie pep talked Stan when he needed the courage to ask out Bill

- Stan and Bill came out to the Losers a month after they started dating

- Richie just smiled, happy for his friends

- He, Eddie, Stan and Bill went out on double dates

- Eddie found out about Stan and Richie’s kiss when they were about 18, he wasn’t really bothered by it

- Long distance sucked when they went to college

- But at least they shared an apartment

- ‘I fucking hate this Stan, I can’t see any of the Losers until break or something. What am I gonna go without my precious Eddie Spaghetti?’

- ‘Richie shut the fuck up.’

- Richie would talk about marrying Eddie constantly and Stan would do the same about Bill

- When gay marriage was legalized they married their boyfriends

- Stan was Richie’s best man and Richie was Stan’s

- Richie went all out for Stan’s bachelor party

- He practically brought a whole bird exhibit

- He wanted strippers but decided against it

- Stan did get strippers for Richie’s bachelor party because he’s a good friend like that

- Richie did a ridiculous speech of course

- He rambled on and on about how he met Stan and Bill

- ‘Stan knew he was gay when he kissed me the first time, I’m just so hot that I can make straight guys gay.’

- Stan did a formal speech at Richie and Eddie’s wedding

- ‘I wish you the best of luck Eddie, there’s no backing out now, you’re stuck with this idiot.’

- You better believe that Richie cried like a little bitch at Stan’s wedding

- When Eddie & Richie adopted a child, Richie insisted that their son have the middle name ‘Stan’

- Bill and Stan didn’t really get a child, they got a dog though

- Stan named their dog ‘Richie’ despite it being a girl

- He said it was because ‘Richie’s a little bitch’

- You best believe that Richie still came over for his weekly sleepover with Stan too

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