Idk-rn9 - Idk

Ares: I mean Apollo is kinda naive when it comes to love...He's only have one real boyfriend, so... Icarus: That's not a big surprise, he's can of a bitchy twink. Ares: Oh, no... *beats him up* *Later Apollo finds out* Apollo: He called me a bitch and you hit him. That's what happened isn't it? Ares*rolling his eyes*:nO Apollo: I am the bitchy twink and YoU lOvE mE!

incorrect quotes of random ships from background pjo characters bc I have no life

Sherman: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Miranda: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Sherman: That one. I want that one.

Ellis: Two brooooos! Cecil: Chillin' in a hot tub! Ellis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Cecil: Ellis: Cecil: tearing up Ellis: Babe, c'mon… Cecil: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Ellis: Babe…

Valentina: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Austin: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Drew: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Nyssa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to go to the forges. Drew: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Travis: I’m in love with you. Katie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Travis: I know. Katie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Mitchell: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Connor: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

EXTRA

Lou Ellen: Too many songs about love. Not nearly enough songs about magic fights.

popping back in for a couple seconds, because I am obsessed with these two throwaway characters from the last new year's bit. I need to know more about this fancy overdramatic theater kid and IT nerdling's more-likely-than-you'd-think friendship.

(brb, building an entire mental headcanon around these random characters who will literally never appear again. they have a whole sitcom together...in my heart.)

FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

Ghost Hyacinthus*smiles*: I'd ask you out if I were alive.

Apollo*on the verge of tears*: I'd say okay.

Hyacinthus:*smiles sadly*

Hades*pats Apollo*: You have to let go Apollo.

Apollo:*breaks down in tears*

when it’s time for kageyama to pick a best man he asks if it can be hinata because he’s never been in a situation where he’s had to pair up and hasn’t picked hinata to be his partner. unfortunately hinata breaks it to kageyama that no, he can’t be his best man because hinata will be busy being the groom.

kageyama ends up picking suga, but only after asking if it can be no one. so suga is kageyama’s third choice best man after his husband and no one

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