Hepheastus: Why am I considered the most responsible one? Hermes: I almost crashed a car because I saw a dog on the sidewalk. Ares: I stuck my hand in a toaster because I wanted my toast right that second. Apollo: I ate ice cream with a knife because I didn’t want to acknowledge I had to do the dishes. Hephaestus: I’ll never question it again.
Then:
15!Chuuya: I am totally not Arahabaki.
15!Dazai: I bet I can figure out who Arahabaki is before you!
15!Chuuya: ... (Press X to Doubt)
Now:
Chuuya: I totally am a vampire. *ScReEcH*
Fyodor: Kill him, gravity manipulator!
Dazai: OMG, Chuuya, snap out of it!
Chuuya: ... (silent internal judgement)
YES to grover not giving a fuck about the human's safety when the animals escape. that is so book grover. he spends the entire series hating on humans. no character arc no change in opinion just a goat full of hate for homo sapiens. i want more of that please
(aryan delivers this scene perfectly tho fr, his genuine disinterest in human's wellbeing, his downright cheerfulness at the chaos that the animals are causing, him basically going "well everything looks great to me!" when percy is like dude the PEOPLE???? absolute chef's kiss. dare i say, most book accurate scene in the show)
Our bisexual icon*
"I never asked for this"
I feel like literally the entire emperors covens gotta be mentally unwell
I love how Walker Scobell just appeared one day. He’s acted in only three projects now, all within the last two years, all where he’s the main character. Nothing else. No nepotism. I think someone in Hollywood just said “Yeah I need an angelic little blond boy who watches too many rated R movies, bites people, and swears like a sailor?” and then they found Walker skateboarding in the dumpster out back and went “PERFECT”
Medusa and her gargoyle gf
love how the fandom collectively reimagined drew's character. recently had a cousin of mine pick up the lost hero, and she told me, "reese, i don't get how you like drew. she's so mean to piper." and i kind of sat there for a moment trying to reorganize canon from fanon.
The flashes and geoguesser players have a symbiotic relationship