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incorrect quotes of random ships from background pjo characters bc I have no life

Sherman: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Miranda: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Sherman: That one. I want that one.

Ellis: Two brooooos! Cecil: Chillin' in a hot tub! Ellis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Cecil: Ellis: Cecil: tearing up Ellis: Babe, c'mon… Cecil: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Ellis: Babe…

Valentina: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Austin: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Drew: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Nyssa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to go to the forges. Drew: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Travis: I’m in love with you. Katie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Travis: I know. Katie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Mitchell: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Connor: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

EXTRA

Lou Ellen: Too many songs about love. Not nearly enough songs about magic fights.

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

Hermes: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Artemis: You’re a hazard to society Apollo: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

First Years At A Festival

Deuce: Ah, wait. I think we lost Sebek.

Jack: The hell do you mean “lost him”? How do you even lose somebody that loud?

Epel: Or somebody who’s that tall??

Ace: Or somebody with green hair???

Yuu: Irrelevant. But I have the solution to this problem.

Jack: Oh no.

Yuu, taking a deep breath and then screaming: MALLEUS SUCKS!!!

Voice From the Crowd Behind: WHO SAID THAT!?!? HOW DARE YOU!!! COME, SHOW YOURSELF!!

Voice from the Crowd in Front: HELL YEAH, HE DOES!

Yuu: So, the good news is that I found Sebek and he should be heading over here now. The bad news is that he’ll probably try to kill me once he gets here. And in unrelated news, I have also located Leona-senpai.

Jack: … Why?

sure, we all love rough rosekiller, but i need them soft, too

i need forehead and nose kisses

i need barty calling evan pretty and evan blushing so adorably that barty starts kissing all over his face

evan holding barty while he complains about his dad

giving each other looks™️

holding hands whenever they can. in the halls, at meals, during walks around the lake

on that note, always needing some sort of physical contact. shoulders pressed together with barty’s hand on evan’s knee. evan’s arm around barty’s shoulders and barty’s arm around evan’s waist.

demisexual evan x hypersexual barty but they’re both virgins because they’ve only ever had eyes for each other

the two of them talking about plans for after graduation. talking about kids and marriage and maybe opening a restaurant together

holding each other after nightmares

once again just the softest little kisses. barty crying about his mom’s death while evan presses little pecks to his ears and forehead and the top of his head and his jaw and his cheeks and his eyes

barty is left handed evan is right handed and they hold hands while they study

barty is really smart and he never gets much appreciation for it at home so evan throws him an entire surprise party when he gets all 12 owls

just. soft rosekiller being so so in love

FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

the most fucked up thing ever is being obsessed w ur own oc. why do i have to make content of them why cant they just magically appear on my screen for me to reblog 200 times. fucked up and also evil

Christmas Card Fics 2018

(link to ao3)

This holiday season I sent cards to some of my tumblr followers with ficlets inside. To those who couldn’t receive cards, I promised to post them once Christmas was over. Here they are! 1: Solangelo - Picking out a tree 2: Conchell - Christmas Morning 3: Aphrodite Cabin - Snowball Fight 4: Solangelo Beauty & the Beast AU (prompted by @solangelo-fangirl10 ) 5: Will & Drew ficlet (prompted by @skate-fast-eat-grass)

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat