Headcanons For My Teenage Dirtbag AU!!!!

Heroes of Olympus except when Leo gets to Calypso’s island he freaks out that this random lady has fallen for him and doesn’t want him to leave.

So Leo just panics and says he’s gay.

And once he starts talking it doesn’t stop. He makes up this very convincing story about his boyfriend that’s waiting for him back home.

“What’s his name?”

“Jason.”

Because yes he based the mystery guy of his dreams that he’s totally in love with on his best friend.

And somewhere along the lines realises oh shit I love Jason for real.

“Oh man I love him…”

“I would hope so?”

I feel like literally the entire emperors covens gotta be mentally unwell

a picture to share and a picture to keep 📸

based off of the miya twins playlist cover (i forgot what they’re called lol) but it’s this ⤵️

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Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat

I just think that someone should write a blaise/theo fic with them adopting a cat together and being happy

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

Who the hell gave them anything besides 5 stars 😤

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hajime: “ha, nice one shittykawa”

tooru: “well ACCORDING TO YOU im not shittykawa anymore 😌”

hajime: oh shit he’s right “ok yes I’ll sign”