Normal Girlboyfriend Daydream Material: What If We Were Trapped In A Survival Horror World... Together

I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today

I’m the black mold in your house giving you insane hallucinations

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

have u guys read the Apex Legends Museum Opening loading screen 😭 it has me in tears

A Fond First

Being a medic in the GAR means long hours of hard work, but it's rewarding. The clones are almost always polite, despite their obvious disdain for medical treatment. When you meet Wrecker, your attraction is mutual. You're not supposed to fraternize with the clones, and they're not supposed to fraternize at all. It happens anyway, but you've never broken that particular rule before. Neither has Wrecker.

You decide to give him a first time he'll remember fondly. You certainly won't forget it.

First time posting a fic to Tumblr; give it a read!

The boys from Mystic Messenger would never treat me like this.

my Stardew Valley experience so far

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