your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
not now sweetie mommy’s bearing the curse.
my Stardew Valley experience so far
“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books that I try to update regularly
If Jax was given a computer and saw all of the fanart and fans he has, how would he react? Same question applies to everyone in the circus.
(Also hope you're having a wonderful day/night!)
I feel like he wouldn't know what to think.
everybody moved on but i stayed right here ✊🏻😩
i will admit i have looked upon men with a lustful gaze in my time
this fucks