OKAY so here are some liam-related thoughts after finishing the teen wolf movie:
- he had like three lines. im not even exaggerating like it truly felt like it was only three lines.
- i wasn't mad at the fact that him and hikari were a thing? like obviously im a ride or die thiam enthusiast but like the only thing that actually bothered me was the lack of EXPLAINING on the script. how did liam get to japan? how did he befriend this girl who turns out to be a kitsune?
- we get NO scenes of liam when scott is being shot by three arrows. scott, HIS ALPHA, who his presumably dying. this pissed me off so much because we know liam is HIS beta, we would suppose they have a really strong connection (which they DO), but there's no shot showcasing that in one of the most important times of the movie. what the fuck.
- THE FUCKING SCENE WITH SCOTT, DEREK AND ELI. like i get it, you couldn't have more than one beta and eli is very important to the plot of the movie (kinda?) but you are actually leaving him out of this. out of the fight. when he's the only werewolf not doing shit.
- honestly they just should've stuck to the queer baiting with this one. like honestly.
SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE TEEN WOLF MOVIE:
Ok so first of all, the Nogitsune's "divine move" didn't make any sense, wtf was that? They broke all the rules. You can't be a fox and a wolf
Then, there's the lousy excuse for Stiles and Lydia breaking up. The hell. I don't even ship them, but like NO. What, it was too hard to say that he was on an important FBI mission? Losers
Liam, Mason, Hikari, Jackson? What were yall doing here? What purpose did you serve my dudes? I freaking love Liam, and I was so excited for Hikari, and then they give us this. They barely even talked.
I was so confused during the entire movie, I didn't know whether or not Chris and Melissa were still a thing??
It wasn't explained properly enough that Malia was actually kind of Eli's aunt/cousin/sibling, like it took me a while to figure out he had grown up in her presence
Btw who tf is Eli's mom??? When they started mentioning Harris I was like oh we're probably gonna see Jennifer again right it's all linked, she came right before the Nogitsune it would make sense that she has something to do with his return and maybe she's also Eli's mom, like it was the most logical explanation if we think of the timeline but no, nope, Eli just doesn't have a mom!
Also what was Harris doing here? And the acting of the guy who plays him was weird (sorry to hate but not sorry it was really bad)
Allison coming back to stay just ruined her previous departure
They should have implied Thiam was a thing not give Liam a f*cking girlfriend
The way Allison came back was laughable
Why did they have to make Malia and Parrish a thing they interacted like twice
The random swearing every five minutes just because they could put it there smh
The way they explained Eli's reluctance to transforming being trauma and then Derek doing just the thing that traumatized Eli in order for him to transform and it working???
I'm so sad and disappointed we didn't see more Malia/Derek interactions it would have been f*king hilarious
Last but not least, Derek. Derek dying, after everything that he'd been through. After all the abuse and years of fighting. They pulled an Enzo St. John fr. Derek dying in the same way his entire family died. Burned alive. And the writers being like "Yeah but look it's okay he became a true alpha" IDGAF. HE PROBABLY DIDN'T GAF EITHER. MY DUDE WANTED TO LIVE. HE WANTED TO RAISE HIS KID. AND THEN HE DIES AND ALLISON AND SCOTT JUST KISS LOVINGLY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED, LIKE ELI ISN'T CRYING ON THE GROUNG TRAUMATIZED AFTER WATCHING HIS FATHER BURN TO DEATH?!?! Also Malia was the one who had the most appropriate reaction like thank you for being the only one to be shocked and crying, queen. Your cousin deserved better
love that the coach is still an absolute mad man. only knows the names of like six of his students and they all graduated 15 years ago. doesn’t recognize derek hale unless he’s wearing all black and stalking said students by the bleachers. let’s 32 year old scott mccall play in the lacrosse game. may or may not remember that scott is a werewolf. just an absolute gem, rock on cupcake
Hannibal: "Will, I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled man. Geese are meant to be silly. Though "unsilly and silly" are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled goose. A silly goose is just a goose."
Will: "I fucking hate you."
Will to Jack after almost running away with Hannibal again: "I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brains of unfulfilled man-"
not keeping up w the winchesters but I am enthralled by the idea that jensen ackles might very well be balls to the walls crazy enough to completely rewrite the supernatural series finale out of sheer pettiness and love for dean winchester
The whole movie Sheriff was acting like such a step-grandpa to Eli. I knew ahead of time Derek died so I thought they were setting up Sheriff taking in Eli. But then they have Scott and Allison be the ones to take him in and it makes no sense! But that's Teen Wolf for you. We'll just fix it in fic.
its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it