Guys I Just Found Out That If A Hickey Is Placed Wrongly On Your Neck (near Your Jaw Or By Your Arteries)

have you ever read a fanfic so good that you wanted to write a fanfic about that fanfic, but was too shy / too intimidated to ask for the author’s permission and too afraid that your writing wouldn’t be half as good as theirs and that it would be an insult to their work that was basically a literal masterpiece, so you just sat there fantasizing about their work and how beautiful it was and how you wished you could just eat it and how you wished canon could write your blorbos half as good as this writer did and how you just wanted to cry because you just loved that fic so much????

Have you ever read a fanfic so unhinged and absolutely out of pocket that you have to stop and take a break and think about what’s actually wrong with you and why you’re reading it. I feel so ashamed, embarrassed, shocked and confused all at once afterwards.

Literally did this today (I didn’t do that nor have I ever done that😕)

GUYS I WANNA WRITE ABOUT TRANSFORMERS AND TMNT (both bayverse) SO MUCH BUT IM SCARED MY POSTS WILL FLOP

I HAVE A BUNCH OF TRANSFORMERS FANFICS THAT I WANNA POST REALLY BADLY

The world is going down hill guys and it’s going down fast. It’s really sad to see everything happening, genocide, murders, climate change, project 2025. This is actually so fucked up like no one wants to live in a world like this and no one should have to.

HELP IM SORRY I KEEP LYING AND SAYING IM GONNA POST MORE LMAO GUYS I REALLY AM SORRY IVE BEEN LYING TO YOU ALL😭🙏

Guys it’s official I will be posting again tho! (NOT CLICKBAIT AND REAL!)

he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)

Nikto from COD is actually so fine it should be a crime. His eyes, his voice and his attitude he’s just so😻😻😻

I literally love him so much it’s not even a joke. I would buy him everything he ever wanted and everything he wants. I’d cook for him, clean for him, and love him. I’d do anything for him.