Only On Tumblr Could I Get Spoilers For One Series (arcane) Purely Because It Has Tragic Gay Parallels

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

WE GOT TOMODACHI LIFE 2 AND RHYTHM HEAVEN OH MY GOD

Paul features in all 3 Hatchetfield musicals. Which isn't much but it's a lot for a guy who doesn't like musicals.

omg! going to the lakeside mall in hatchetfield for black friday! hope nothing bad happens to me!!

it’s the fact that ed doesn’t know. he doesn’t know that badminton kidnapped stede with the intent to kill him. he doesn’t know that stede was so filled with self-hatred that he ran back home because he believed what badminton said: that he defiled beautiful things. and ed is the most beautiful thing he knows of. ed doesn’t know that stede is completely in love with him and knows it now. ed doesn’t know stede concocted the most elaborate and ridiculous fuckery (with the help of his awesome wife) to fake his death just so he could sail off and find ed and be with him forever. because faking your death means you have no intention of ever coming back; stede faking his death was a commitment to ed. and ed doesn’t know that stede is waxing poetic about him and staring at the moon thinking about him and being oh so in love with him.

instead, ed thinks stede lied to him about ed making him happy. he thinks stede lied to him about how much he cared for him. he thinks stede just up and left, because he’s ed and no one good stays for him.

GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

There are only people who are alive

And people who are FUCKING DEAD

My brain has latched on to the Spankoffski brothers and I can’t stop thinking about them.

happy pride