Me, Unable To Read Glitter: Oh Yeah We Gettin STASSY TONIGHT

I'm going to trip face first onto a cactus if you keep this up.

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

Yes, we all love a girl smiling, that's pretty, we all love when a girl winks, that's hot, and we all love when a girl blushes or pouts, that's cute, but we can all agree on ONE thing:

,,,,soft tiddies,,now that's just wonderful

I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage

“Can’t decide if I need a hug, an xl coffee, 6 shots of vodka or two weeks of sleep.”

Yo! I did actual art! Yeah!

I'm gonna do more art in the future! And it's gonna actually be good! Yeah!

Honestly I've been twirling my hair since before I had hair.

Pros, the heat and constant twirling gives me perfect curls sometimes. Cons, my hair is always disgusting and I still rip out my knots sometimes lol

Growing up without stim toys be like

- the leg bounce

- sleeves

- bottles of liquid were strangely fascinating

- something heavy on the end of some string

- Doodling ALL the time so now you’re kind of accidentally good at art

- MAGNETS

- jewellery. Especially those weird earrings where they’re a ball covered in gel spikes.

- Covering your hands in glue and peeling it off

- Tapping

- Twirling your hair around your finger until it accidentally turns into a huge knot

- gum

- Stroking pets because it feels good for you not just them

- Any blu tac you found around the house or school would stay with you for many weeks

- Biting the inside of your cheek, fingers, nails

- “we will be using clay in art today” was a god send

- bubble baths

- people think you’re faking needing stim toys now because you’ve gone so long without them and they didn’t notice your little ‘quirks’ before

I've always wanted to reblog this. Happy Halloween lol.

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me