Reminding Myself, THIS Is The Real TS, Astute, Funny, Self-aware, Intelligent With The Perfect Amount

Reminding myself, THIS is the real TS, astute, funny, self-aware, intelligent with the perfect amount of self-depreciation.

Yep, even more confident .. This “stupid” 1950’s sh*t we’re getting is required to BURN IT ALL FCKIN DOWN!

From model/pussy squad > closeting gay beards.

Reminding Myself, THIS Is The Real TS, Astute, Funny, Self-aware, Intelligent With The Perfect Amount
Reminding Myself, THIS Is The Real TS, Astute, Funny, Self-aware, Intelligent With The Perfect Amount
Reminding Myself, THIS Is The Real TS, Astute, Funny, Self-aware, Intelligent With The Perfect Amount
Reminding Myself, THIS Is The Real TS, Astute, Funny, Self-aware, Intelligent With The Perfect Amount
Reminding Myself, THIS Is The Real TS, Astute, Funny, Self-aware, Intelligent With The Perfect Amount

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4 months ago

also i really like the stuff jack and taylor were doing with the synths and other production bits on midnights. leaning into vocal effects on midnight rain and dear reader, echoey drums on anti-hero like the monster on the hill is lurching towards you through a big empty space, the way bejeweled literally sounds like it's glinting and sparkling, the kind of fuzzy electronic sounds behind labyrinth, the background vocal of her yelling 'i'm so in love!' in paris, the ominous synth throbbing behind maroon that makes you feel like you're there with her looking across the city skyline in the hour before dawn

5 months ago

Swifties start crying because it dawns on them that Taylor is already pushing them in the right direction. Isn't it funny to watch?

Hey! Yes and als no lolll. The YES CAPITAL LETTERS YES is for the 'fans' (hetlors - the name says it all;)) with their keyboard courage - the lowlifes who feel the need to bully/dox/harrass people because they probably have a sadass life themselves. they caged her for years and years. I'm not a violent person but f* off. Go live on a planet far far away from here and don't ever come back.

Then there's the people brainwashed by society to believe that comphet is the way to go. I truly believe that most of these people won't have a problem with taylor finally getting her humanity back.

Look i don't know taylor personally (obviously hahaha) but maybe she'll try to ghost the first group, phase them out (no f* clue how) - she could release an acid rock record for example lmao to refresh the fandom a bit - the real fans will pick up on it being a bit - cause at this point this woman has made so many good records that she has more than enough credit to do something unhinged crazy! But then again... the stupidity of these parasocial delulu's is impressive. Watching the TTPD set on the eras tour made m want to scratch my eyeballs out. so hmm don't know actually.

it's a tough coockie to crack but i do hope she knows how many people will have her back no matter what. And that we're here to stay.

BUT YES THESE ASSHOLES - I'M READY FOR IT!

Swifties Start Crying Because It Dawns On Them That Taylor Is Already Pushing Them In The Right Direction.

just don't be an asshole in life and let people live - how difficult is it?ps short answers ain't my thing;)


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6 months ago
April 2, 2009 | Fifteen Years Ago Today

april 2, 2009 | fifteen years ago today

taylor attended a hannah montana afterparty with emily osment, miley cyrus, and demi lovato

miley later said: “if you guys didn’t know i was bisexual from this damn picture, i don’t know what’s wrong with you. uh, i mean, hello! look at them!”


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8 months ago

Isn’t fall great? ✨ 🎭

Isn’t Fall Great? ✨ 🎭
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨
Karliekloss Via Instagram: Looking Forward To Fall 💙✨

karliekloss via Instagram: Looking forward to fall 💙✨


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7 months ago

‘a cross in poetry, born from the same story’

intertwined, interlaced, interconnected

‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’

When delusion becomes reality...

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🌋 cracks in our story and on the ground that we’ve paved, 3 years in advance like we’d live till this day. light will bleed through and our

'come along, the water's great, jump in, we're all mad here' - Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon (2021)

You could’ve warned us that the risk is drowning though.

‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’

Asking for a friend how many tortured poets does your department roughly have, Taylor?

‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
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…like the tiny boxes, one within the other, however many you discover there is always one more; 🎁
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’
‘a Cross In Poetry, Born From The Same Story’

...that’s just how it works. that’s how you get the girl. imgonnagetHERback.


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7 months ago

it was all by design

now I'm a Mastermind' tm

It Was All By Design

who else decodes you?

It Was All By Design

nobody, no fucking body

Lyrics too.
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This is a color coded map A flickering light I got lost in the dark (more than a few times 😩) still not sure where the exit is how muc
It Was All By Design

And the years passed Like scenes of a show The Professor said to write what you know Lookin' backwards Might be the only way to move forward Then the actors Were hitting their marks And the slow dance Was alight with the sparks And the tears fell In synchronicity with the score And at last She knew what the agony had been for

It Was All By Design

'Le Ballon Rouge'

It Was All By Design
It Was All By Design
It Was All By Design

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4 months ago

“I present to you: Dr. Taylor Alison Swift being hot as everrrr✨”

From my TikTok archive - @taylorsapphicswift

11/19/22

6 months ago

THIS.ME.OFFICIALLY.GAYLOR.TRAIN.

Karma is my wife. @AbbyWambach @taylorswift13 #erastour pic.twitter.com/LlfZ0qLQgK

— Glennon Doyle (@GlennonDoyle) August 4, 2023

huh? what? ‘shade never made anybody less.. gay!?’ nooo that can’t be what she’s singing. this is a taylor swift song right? like the taylor swift… abby is mixing it up for fun, jokes jokes. why would a straight woman sing about shades not making you less gay? that’s such a gay thing to say. what ‘ally’ has ever been this specific and 🎯 ?

like i said.. late to the party. and i might have to check my gaydar.

karma is my wife 🧡 oh she knooows.


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6 months ago
‘fact and truth can be two different things’ 🎃
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She’s asking us to have her back no matter what. There’s a slight chance that the girl in the story has actually always been this girl: (a

🎃’s 4th message…This is the story of the person behind the curtain.

It’s all coming together.

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🎃 I cannot share my role in this chess game, but friends have friends of friends. I, for one, love my friends and their friends. I wonder if

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4 months ago
Taylor Swift, The Eras Tour

Taylor Swift, The Eras Tour

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ifollowmagicalrivers - lyrics too.
lyrics too.

people who write cute little songs about their animals are my No.3 no matter what Until noticed otherwisemadhouse going all in

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