Saw This Meme On Twitter And Had To Doodle Them

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

he needs enrichment

Deadpool telling Peter about Logan like

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

Pre-whump Whumpee who talks nonstop about their interests, they’re the type of person to just come up and start talking to Caretaker unprompted about whatever has their attention that day. Caretaker gets a bit annoyed by it sometimes, but they don’t say anything, building resentment.

When Whumpee disappears, it all flips. Caretaker would do anything to hear them talk about their interests again. However, after Whumpee is rescued, they’re quiet, answering questions with a sentence or less, never wanting to go in depth. Caretaker tries to talk about anything they can think of, just to get the same few words out of Whumpee

not a single reliable narrator in sight

"Do you yield?"

FUCKING BYE HAGDHHFDHFDJDBJBERUGJNF

I want to grab them by their scruffs and shake them around (affectionately). These two have gotten me to draw a background not once but TWICE!! I am legitimately so proud of how this turned out, I feel so fucking cool at the moment (excuseme for not being able to properly explain it's 2 AM 😭😭😭)

Inspired by Existential Crisis mode (chapter 31) written by @luciaintheskyainthi

The silly goobers

Petet: you know you’ve made it big when you see your face everywhere

Johnny: those are fucking wanted posters

This is so Steve Rogers core