— Tw: Mentions Of Dr*gs, Alcoholi*m, Reh*b

Despite the Avengers doing health magazine photo shoots and sharing their totally legit “workout routines”, Bucky Barnes is brutally honest.

When asked what he gets at a restaurant, he tells the reporter he gets what he’s hungry for.

When asked how often a day he works out, Bucky tells them he works out when he feels like he needs it.

Not every day is a contest to feel as healthy as possible for Bucky Barnes, and he would hate to make impressionable people feel that way.

Bonus points if Peter looks up to the way Bucky views his body and his lifestyle.

Normally it’s Tony who goes on the invention binge and disappears into his lab for an unknown amount of hours before reemerging half delirious with giant black circles under his eyes

So he knows he kind of deserves this when it happens to Peter after they get together

And as he’s sitting upright in bed, scared half to death from waking up to Peter standing in front of him and staring at him, he silently vows to apologize to Rhodey, Happy and Pepper for doing this to them multiple times in the past

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

Never forget:

Steve Rogers was a theatre kid, starred in movies, wore micro shorts and tights everyday on stage (Bucky: You're keeping the outfit right?), and lost his virginity to a groupie

Bucky Barnes is a nerd—eager to go to the Stark Expo science exhibit, read the Hobbit books as soon as they were released—and was also a great dancer. 1940s dating culture involved a lot of dancing, and good dancers got dates

dating a princessgirl is great until she exercises unilateral authority to keep snuggling you instead of letting you get up

the boys are on a donut date <3 (the bag Jason is holding has bagels for whenever Peter decides he's had enough sugar)

just wanted to draw them in their civies and Dog in all her glory cause it feels like I haven't actually drawn consistently in forever

inspired by Existential Crisis Mode by @luciaintheskyainthi

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

Tony: How are you so sinfully beautiful?

Peter: *Blushing*

Tony: See?! Proving my point!

*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?