My Favorite Jokes Are About Mispronouncing Philosophers' Names But I'm Afraid It's A Nietzsche Subgenre

Tony / Quentin parallels

I’m always saying this

fun fact: Bucky never voluntarily fought!

He was drafted into WWII, brainwashed against his will for 70 years, targeted and forced to run, then pulled into his best friend's wars, and finally feels he must atone for all the harm he was forced to do. He didn't want to be here, and he can't escape

I'll never get over this meme 🤣🤣🤣

Translation:

"Movie Summary

Spiderman Homecoming: An older man gives expensive gifts to a minor he met online and asks him to wear tight clothing"

LMFAO

~ mystisophia 🍒

WAIT

So that's what my friend meant when he described All Might as the definition of elderly twink

I should have listened

this made me cry

Bane holding Dick dressed as Batman: I promise I will break your back as well

Bane attempts to snap dicks spine

Dick: *bends*

Bane: *straightens Dick back and tries to snap dicks spine over his knee*

Dick ‘I wanted to be a contortionist in the circus’ Grayson: bends to accommodate shape of knee

Bane: wut

Dick: … I’m Batman?

Bane: …

Dick: idk man it seemed appropriate for the moment

Bane:….

thinking about this again

Spiderman knowing someone is watching him. Him just blowing kisses in the direction, maybe even pulling up his mask to showcase it better.

The Winter Soldier, pulling back from where he was holding the scope of his tranquilizer gun close to his face and just blinking in confusion. How is he gonna report this back to his handler.

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor