Hear That Bud? That's The Title Track Being Incorporated Under My Leitmotif. You Are So Fucked.

all contact with the surface is cut off because my vessel got lodged sideways in the cumaean canal

glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.

"Plastic Fangs" - Handmade Insulated Winter Duster - January 2023

Interviewing Austin Butler 💘

Me and mom learned new English word.

garf loaf (requested by my dad)

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Surprisingly, the sea doesn’t fade her tattoos and the waves creep in and out of the cervices, fresh after the battle. New wounds will be soon patched, once the clay powder you keep in storage gets mixed and turned to a paste that once applied will act more like flesh than stone. She should count herself lucky, you are able to restore the verses marred by the fight, as the words are etched in your mind with a passion. Another good battle against each other. Your crew will suffice to fix the damage on the ship as you bring the pirate to your quarters. The promise of mushroom wine and some food after the work is done enough to push them into gear.

The clay hand holding your own feels cold, but at the same time it’s like it hides a warm core. Lava under the surface. You feel her stare on the back of your neck even in complete darkness, and you release her hand to light the lamp on the desk.

Her hands rest on either side of your body flat and solid against the table. Saltwater drips from her clothes to the nape of your neck, and dribbles down your vest and your shirt.

She has you right where she wants.

ATTENTION SAM AND MAX FANS

The remaster is 42% off on steam, go get it.

to me personally the funniest thing about tumblr's increasingly shitty marketing campaign for opla is that "how to remove the shitty clown" is literally also the problem mihawk and crocodile are currently having

I should be apprenticing for an ancient craft with durable practical products under a gruff but fair master. instead, what, I'm on ziprecruiter having to see the words "border patrol agent"? I'll kill you