I Fear The Characters In This Au Are The Most Biblically Accurate Aftg Characters I've Ever Encountered

treating tumblr like a diary again sue me:

I'm currently reading a fic where Aaron is written like an almost perfect mirror of myself and when I tell you I did NOT need to get called out like that--- also if you'd've told me 2025 would be the year I start shipping kevaaron and randomly get (back) into a Hozier phase because of none other but Aaron Minyard I would have probably scoffed at that

'grumpy x sunshine' but it's a shakespearean level of poetic christian bisexual drama queen biker fresh out of a cult who is good at cooking and gardening and a love starved fake blond recovered drug addict with zero self appreciation skills and a penchant for adopting strays who is also a bad driver

did belgium lowkey send cody winter to eurovision this year?

Got it from @giovannam1217 at Pinterest

. Honestly, pretty accurate.

ikr I've never read a dating app au before i was so apprehensive about it and i mostly just wanted to give kevaaron a try but this fanfic turned out to be such a gem

treating tumblr like a diary again sue me:

I'm currently reading a fic where Aaron is written like an almost perfect mirror of myself and when I tell you I did NOT need to get called out like that--- also if you'd've told me 2025 would be the year I start shipping kevaaron and randomly get (back) into a Hozier phase because of none other but Aaron Minyard I would have probably scoffed at that

yesterday I saw a fanart of tipsy Cat singing Chiquitita by ABBA to Jean (the art was by gremlinn_ddraws on ig) and I can't stop thinking about how perfectly this song fits him I fear I just cannot bring myself to not see the perfect representation of Jean's path

'You're enchained by your own sorrow/ In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow'

'Now I see you've broken a feather' Jean never escaping the bird references huh

'You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end' I sure hope it will

'But the sun is still in the sky and shinin' above you' what is it if not Jeremy and the Trojans in Jean's life

my favourite thing about 'Dracula' is how Mina Harker is the cleverest strongest icon out there: girly can write shorthand, learn train timetables by heart, keep a diary daily (my procrastinating arse could never), retype and organise a ton of written information AND a literal audio diary in like a day (????), and deduct the randomest niche stuff like it's nothing?? QUEEN behaviour period. Which is why, while I definitely love the cinematography and the cast in the 1992 film adaptation, the plot absolutely pissed me off. Of course the og misogyny in the novel was very unnerving and impossible to ignore (for me personally) but I bet even Mr Stoker himself would have had a stroke if he'd seen the way they reduced Mina's character to a mindless girl obsessing over the count. Tbh some ooc fanfiction I've read had more 'in character' figures than whatever the hell happened to Mina. Which is fine as an artistic interpretation of the og material I guess but explicitly calling the film 'Bram Stoker's Dracula'-- the audacity lol. The vibes were on point though very reminiscent of the book

I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT IT it is 10 am HOW am i supposed to go about my day after such news WTF i might cry on public transport now

>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game

something something declan lynch kevin day

saw this meme and knew I had to make an aftg version

the og meme was about the trojan war which I hope Kevin would've found as funny as I had