I Just Woke Up And I Had The Weirdest Newsies Dream Ever

I just woke up and I had the weirdest newsies dream ever

So basically: the newsies were just fucking around, being gay (the usual) and then they found out that Mayer Jacobs and Nigel Snyder had a teenage-summer-romance (WTF Mayer you can do so much better) but then Snyder’s parents found out and put Mayer in the Refuge and forced Snyder to become a refuge warden so people “like him” couldn’t escape their punishment

(Snyder also had a pet sheep for some reason)

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newsies 92sies uh yeah don’t murder me if there’s any grammatical errors I just woke up tragic gay backstorys good luck babe but reversed poor Esther don’t ask me why my dreams are this weird the sheep was called Shakespeare Nigel Snyder Snyder spider mayer jacobs

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As an artist I feel morally obligated to assign newsies characters art equipment

(ALL OF THESE HAVE THOUGHT THROUGH REASONINGS)

Davey: oil paint or aquarell

Jack: Charcoal (to be exact Charcoal pencils)

Crutchie: pastel chalk

Race: digital art

Spot (specifically 1992 spot): oil pastel

Sarah: colored pencils

Our man Denton: lead pencil

Blink: Gouache

Mush: Acrylic

Boots: finger paint

Bumlets: those sand art thingys

Specs: graphic design

Skittery: ink art

Les: crayon

Delancys: AI Art

(Snyder Spider is the paint water you accidentally drink way too often, which gives you a stomach infection and a hospital visit)

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I love them the devil newsies 92sies bumlets newsies jack kelly david jacobs sarah jacobs specs newsies racetrack higgins spot conlon skittery newsies kid blink bryan denton crutchie morris les jacobs mush meyers boots newsies this is important to me this is kinda unnecessary I made this insted of my Spanish homework you can tell how much I like the delancys and nigel my davey favorism is also showing all of those are based on the movie not broadway broadway would be very different our man denton the delancey brothers aka nigel Snyder the spider

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ihateswansmorethananything

1 week ago

This davey doodle was originally part of a mini Javey comic but I think it’s WAY funnier without context

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MY CHILD newsies 92sies david jacobs davey jacobs david jacobs newsies to be fair to comic didn’t have any context either he needs a rage room guys because of his cowboy oh David Jacobs how I relate to you I too wish to be in a rage room he is loosing it

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ihateswansmorethananything

1 month ago

Why do you hate swans so much?

Well there’s not much to tell haha, they’re just so brutal and ugly and overhyped idk 😭 The whole swan hate thing started as an ironic joke because one of my friends asked me what my “hate-Animal“ was when I was 7. Despite my HUGE fear of Spiders, swans were the first thing that popped into my Head so I just confidently said it. Since then I always used it to lighten the mood or start funny arguments. The joke got so big between me and some of my friends that I use it for stuff like usernames or make Lists about why I hate them( i‘ve found out some nasty stuff about swans ). At this point I don’t think it’s a joke anymore and I genuinely hate them (the fact that i almost got Stuck in a Swamp when I was 5 because of a swan probably doesn’t help the Situation 😭😭😭)

I hope that answered your question

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I hate swans they Stuck they are worse than Spiders this is kinda stupid

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ihateswansmorethananything

1 month ago

The requested historical accurate newsies fan art for class! I barely found out anything about how they looked so this could be the biggest lie

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fanart oh well newsies racetrack higgins kid blink newsboy strike of 1899 Annie Kelly appreciation Annie Kelly David Simmons at least I think it is i actually hate this

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ihateswansmorethananything

1 month ago

And everyone tries to force him to wear his glasses because he actually looks really good with them but he refuses to acknowledge it

Every time Davey doesn’t wear glasses in a modern AU an Angel loses it’s Wings

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david jacobs oh how I love davey with glasses Jack definitely thinks it’s hot davey would go to brille fielmann specs and davey are buddies with bad eyesight davey with glasses supremacy give my boy his glasses blue eyed babe that’s lowkey blind

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ihateswansmorethananything

1 month ago

Sarah Jacobs is the newsies equivalent of movie Ginny Weasley

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newsies 92sies sarah jacobs we know she punched the delanceys and that’s all we need to know no personality whatsoever I still love her tho I am well aware that she’s an icon an icon that can crochet and she’s superrrr pretty fanon Sarah is the coolest

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ihateswansmorethananything

1 month ago

lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

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ihateswansmorethananything

1 month ago

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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there is nothing I HATE as much as AI where did everyone’s creativity go

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ihateswansmorethananything

1 month ago

We NEED more fanfics and headcanons about Blush (kid blink and mush)‼️

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please they mean the world to me newsies 92sies kid blink pun intended mush meyers they are one of the best ships give me your headcanons everybody I’m sick of them always being a side ship in fanfics or their fanfics aren’t completed i love them soooo much blink x mush

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ihateswansmorethananything

3 weeks ago

Every time I draw Javey stuff my Brain goes: “AWWWWW MY SHAYLAAASSS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH” on loop

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my children they mean the world to me newsies 92sies jack kelly david jacobs pun intended javey javid but also my dads I love them in unhealthy ways

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