When you're by the sea and an eel bites you're knee that's a moray
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.
Dm just announced root beard
"He lifts off his cloak to reveal that he is a treeant"
Italy is using Fava beans
‘Kill two birds with one stone’ in European languages.
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
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Eranrah
last two letters of your first name
middle two letters of your last name
first two letters of your mother’s name
last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons
i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real
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