“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

Sunday in the pokemon au! A novice trainer who’s just started his journey. Just ignore the roided up togekiss he’s been raising since he was six

Diasomnia is absent from the replies because they're with Lilia trying to figure out what went wrong

I hate having songs stuck in my head because I can have multiple stuck at once and they will overlap. Why is this bad? Because they will mix and as a general rule, they will have completely different vibes.

For example, today: Preybirds by Rabbitology decided to mix with fucking Mambo No. 5, so for a solid hour I just got a bunch of “The heart in your hands drips a little bit of Monica in my life a little bit of Erica by as it crawls from splintered ribs to eclipse a little bit of Rita’s all I need and beg again for revenge”

AAAAHHH HE'S HERE!! CLUBWEAR MALLEUS IS HERE IN EN TWISTED WONDERLAND!! AND I MANAGED TO SUMMON FOR HIM QUQ 2 feathers with 1st incantation and there he was!! He didn't troll me this time! And he appeared in single again like in the JP server!! Ahhhh this makes me so happy!! I'm a happy noodle! Thank you Malleus for coming home!! Hope all your pulls been amazing and you got who you want!

Happy New Year! 🎊🎈

The ulterior motive is that he wants friends, but he thinks he’s a bad person for wanting to be friends sobb;;

My commissions are still open if anyone is interested! Happy new years!! Let’s all keep enjoying this game together for many more years to come! ^^

me: sleep?

brain: no.

me: so what, laying here thinking about life? Thinking about something constructive maybe?

brain: lmao. nope.

me: okay then what. What's the third option.

brain:

RA-RA-RASPUTIN, RAISIN-POWERED FUCK MACHINE

Why yes, I COULD be working on those assignments I have been putting off! Am I? Of course not!

What am I doing instead? Making a whole new school in TWST, for some reason

okay i started my class in japanese classic literature n shit and i fuck u not there was someone dressed like bungo stray dogs chuuya sitting damn near at the front of the class fuck ass hat and all real hair dyed red

but also gotta admit it takes balls to dress like the anime twink version of an author we’re discussing in class

he needs enrichment