Look, Kid [takes A Dramatic Drag From A Cigarette], You're Either A Bad Motherfucker [puts Sunglasses

"Behind every gay person there is an evil, gayer person" is literally

I place Aha in a comically large blender and turn it on to the max speed and they sit on the blade and spin like it’s a particularly aggressive merry go round

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

I wanna write this as a fic. Immediately. My notes app is actively open rn

Maybe this is completely obvious and this is just me calling the sky blue BUT!!! If it is I hardly see it talked about- the ghost camera!

Yknow, where it’s said that whatever we take a picture of, its memory and soul are trapped in it as a Memory, and those memories can move and play like videos or can pop out and take on a physical form?

It’s long been correlated that the cards we draw in the mirror are pictures Yuu takes with the camera, BUT?! When we’re scrolling through cards to use in battles, like in stories or events or gauntlets or exams… is that Yuu going through their camera roll and summoning the Memories that would be most helpful alongside them and their friends in battle??? Are they summoning the captured photo souls of their friends out to help beat the snot out of folks?

I can’t get this image out of my head, if this is true and if Yuu were even just a hair more vindictive they’d never be bullied around at NRC again 😂😭

The Living Library (TWST fanmade location)

The Living Library, a massive collection of books, scrolls, magazines, and even music or movie disks located in Nightbloom City. Built in a massive circular structure around Twining Fates, its collection is continuously growing due to the librarians that work in it and donations from Nightbloom residents– though no matter how many texts it collects, it never seems to run out of space. It's rumored that it's tradition for new librarians and library assistants, student or otherwise, to obtain a copy of their favorite book and offer it to the Living Library, though no current or former librarian will confirm or deny it.

The library's outer structure may be a ring, but the inner structure changes routinely. There's a reason it's called the Living Library, and that reason is that it's, well, alive. The library has its own awareness and consciousness, and it often re-arranges its own structure. The whole thing is rather maze-like, and very little remains consistent. The only things that stay completely fixed are the location of its two main entrances, and the separation of the library into two distinct rings. The outer ring is completely accessible to the public– though due to the aforementioned maze-like tendencies, children aren't allowed inside unattended, as it's far too easy to get lost. The inner ring, however, is only accessible to students and staff of Twined Fates Academy.

Typically, this is because the inner ring houses older and more valuable texts– but it's also filled with more statue guardians, and it's even easier to get lost among the shelves. For this reason, first-year students aren't allowed in the inner ring without a librarian or library assistant.

While most things in the library change constantly, there are some consistencies.

-The children's section is always located in the outer ring. Where in the ring changes, but it's always in the outer ring

-More fragile, rarer texts remain mostly contained to the inner ring

-There are two sections for textbooks, one in the outer ring and one in the inner ring, and they're connected by a doorway

-The librarian's desk is usually near the main entrance

-The library groups things by genre, though where each section is moves around

The library has various statues scattered throughout its shelves, which it's capable of seeing through. The statue guardians are animated, and while they lie at rest most of the time, they come to life to defend against intruders or other threats. This doesn't happen often, luckily, and the more likely scenario to see one wandering around is because someone is lost.

Nearly everyone in Nightbloom City has a library card to check out books with, and students of Twining Fates have additional Keys that allow them access to the inner ring. A Librarian, Student Librarian, or Library Assistant have special keys that allow for access to certain locked rooms within the library itself.

"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.

aeon brainworms got to me what can i say