Do You Guys Think Jesus, The Son Of A Carpenter, Smelt The Wood Of The Cross & Temporarily Thought Of

“The oldest olive tree in the world located on the island of Crete. It is estimated to be as over 3,000 years old and still produces olives.”

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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

tbh i dont get why most people assume that robots are always cold

like have u felt a laptop while its working? its kinda not exactly cold yo

tbh any piece of machinery thats working hard to function is usually not cold, the only time its ever cold is when its turned off

so id like to think while a robot is awake and functioning they could have the potential to be as warm as a human being :0

tongue. if u put them on ur tongue.

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

thanks so much to Thurston Lacalli from the University of Victoria in Canada for ruining my fucking night!

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival 

I’ve seen this being debated a lot when it comes to literally any piece of media whether it be books or movies or tv shows or even fanfictions. so let’s settle it.