Sometimes It's Hard To Believe That There's A World Outside The Wall

I feel this on weirdly deep levels..

EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT CAN YOU PLEASE NOT-

If anyone else has more of these please feel free to point them my way for a part II. though maybe not bilbo, he’s too pure to be lusted over

cr: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

my love life in a quicky

Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/mattecashew32/status/1537490263358185472

Joshler may be the only ship which gives us ship problems and then also gives songs to deal with it

SHE'S BACK

* 2am terrified screaming *

YOHOO BESTIE IM ONLINE @dmeanie

good morning ✨✨✨💖💖💖💖

Walton: * patiently listens to Frankenstein's account of his supposed monster *

Frankenstein: * eagerly expects a response *

Walton: ...

Ye dumb?

Frankenstein: ...what?

Walton: You could have just presented him with a dog or a cat or any kind of pet of his choosing and avoided all that!

Frankenstein: ...oh ye.

may your trunk support you when your legs fall off

* at an art exhibition, in front of a million dollar painting *

Person to the group: And you can see the painter took a whole new perspective: He tilted his head once and kept it so for 14 hours to complete this painting in one sitting.

Me: * raises hand * Or he lied and just tilted the canvas before the exhibition?

Everyone: ...

what is life without consonants but vowels?

my life has chewed me enough that you can call me Bolus