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Cynanigans

Puns bc why not

So this is a lil drabble based off the prompt of Cyn discovering Uzi is ticklish and being the little tail pest she is, decides to annoy the shit out of Uzi bc she’s bored. Someone pls tell me who drew art for it bc I know it exists (I want to give them credits), I just don’t remember who the creator is

Anyway, tickle fic, don’t read if you don’t like! :D

Lee!Uzi & Ler!Cyn

“Cyn. I swear to robo-jesus, I’m going to have you surgically removed.”

“You would— have already done that if you— could. Giggle.”

Uzi heaved a frustrated sigh, restraining the urge to strangle the annoying pest of a tail critter head as she sat at her workstation, leaning against the desk in front of her. Cyn was right after all, it’s not like this parasite could be removed as easy as a leech. Still figuring out a fix. And if she strangled Cyn now, it would only hurt the both of them anyway. Not worth it… yet.

The purple-haired drone kept herself focused on the disassembled railgun in front of her, currently re-wiring some of the internal mechanisms as something to keep her occupied for now while N and V were out on patrol around the Colony for J sightings. Cyn, of course, decided this was the perfect time to make an appearance, inhabiting the little critter head of her tail just to lovingly pester her host as much as possible.

“Any— way. I want food. Go con— consume food. Your friend Thad, maybe? Next— door.”

“What? I’m not going to eat Thad, and we’re not even that hungry. You just want an excuse to bother me. You get no oil.” Uzi hissed, rolling her digital eyes as she ignored the sight of the pouting tail raised beside her.

“But I— But I want oil. Uzi. I want oil.” Cyn huffed insistently, drooping a little as she observed her host with her numerous pupil-less yellow eyes. “Uzi. Oil.”

“BITE ME.”

Cyn paused for a moment, taking in Uzi’s classic angsty retort. She always thought it was rather redundant. But she decided to take it literally this time, practically giving a mental shrug before dipping forward. “If you insist.” And without giving Uzi time to process beyond a confused look, she opened her mouth and latched onto the drone’s nearest side.

“Hey, wha—AHAIT!” Uzi yelped, completely startled out of her thin focus, jerking away from the sensation and dropping her pliers. It felt incredibly odd, with Cyn not fully sinking her fangs in a harsh bite, but rather a gentle little nom that made her want to wriggle out of her metallic skin.

The both of them froze after that, with the parasitic tail unlatching from Uzi’s side for the moment, the both of them processing that joint sensation. While Uzi could experience more of what Cyn felt, Cyn only experienced glimmers of what Uzi physically felt, so this caught her off guard. Uzi glanced down to see the critter with a seemingly puzzled expression, meanwhile her own was that of annoyance and dread as she realized what this would lead to.

Cyn reached the conclusion herself a delayed minute later, an almost wolfish grin overtaking the rather expressionless tail head.

Uzi just shrunk away as best as she could in her chair, steeling her expression to glare daggers at the now mischievous-looking parasite, trying to dissuade any ideas she now had.

“No… Don’t you fucking dare.”

“…Mischievous. Smile.”

But there wasn’t much escape from her own tail, and Cyn immediately dove forward to take advantage of this weakness. She latched onto Uzi’s side again, sharp fangs just gently nibbling through the dark fabric of the hoodie. This instantly provoked a reaction, with Uzi dissolving into giggles against her will from the incessant nibbles.

“Cyn— CYN NOHOHOHO!” She hissed through the laughter bubbling up, much more childish than she would’ve liked to admit, not her usual crazily mad-raving giggles.

Cyn, meanwhile, was thoroughly entertained now, no longer craving oil and instead purely wanting to torment her host. The tingly feelings weren’t so bad to her anyway, unlike the way Uzi was suffering.

“What’s— wrong, Uzi? You seem to be in a, much— better mood now. Nom.”

“Thahat’s NOHOHOT whahat’s hahahappenihihing here!” Uzi snapped back, failing to glare as harshly as she usually would, expression forced into a wide grin as more cackles messily spilled out.

Cyn continued her rapidly soft nibbles all along the side, occasionally darting over to lightly nip at her purple host’s stomach to worsen the sensations. Uzi’s usual defenses were crumbling, much to her annoyance and embarrassment. She was damn close to toppling off her desk chair at this point, just trying to swat away the mischievous critter head and clamp her arms to her sides. How could she lose to her own tail?? This was mortifying. A few squeaks slipped in here and there, furthering her shame.

Uzi had to get her to stop. She couldn’t go on like this, and she certainly didn’t want N and V arriving to find her on the floor as a mess of giggles, with the latter catlike drone would no doubt relentless tease her about.

So after another fruitless minute of attempting to smack away the tail, Uzi finally huffed out an offer, anything to get Cyn to stop the devastating ticklish nibbles. “OHOHOKAHAY STAHAHAP!! IHIHI’LL— I’ll gehehet yohohou ohohoil!!”

Cyn pretended to contemplate it for a moment, pausing to give Uzi a second’s reprieve, before immediately replying and darting back to nom on her other side. “Mm— no. Only this. Smirk. Nom nom nom.”

Uzi erupted into snickers again, shrinking away from the little critter as she tried to stay on her chair. She desperately tried to think up anything to get Cyn to stop, if only so she wouldn’t be this disheveled when N and V came back. And she needed to buy the yellow-eyed parasite’s silence as well.

And so Uzi finally blurted out a second offer, which she knew she would regret but would follow through anyway.

“I’LL WEHEHEAR A BOHOHOW FOHOR AN HOHOUR TOO IF YOHOHOU STAHAP AND DOHON’T SAHAY A WOHOHORD!”

Cyn fully stopped at that, the magic word being spoken. Bows. She could get Uzi to wear a bow. Yippie!! Ticklish torment could be doled out on her host later. This offer was precious.

She pulled back and glanced up with her pupil-less eyes to the angsty drone wearing that forced smile, a satisfied grin still on that critter head. “Head tilt. Okie. Terms ac— accepted.”

Uzi collapsed back in her chair to catch her artificial breath, trying to force away the lingering phantom tingles and fix her frown, giving Cyn one last annoyed swat. She looked over to see the critter now expectantly holding a huge black bow in her mouth and staring up at the drone, like she had been prepared for this moment.

The Worker sighed and begrudgingly gestured for Cyn to fix the accessory atop her head over her beanie, which the Solver parasite gladly did a split second after.

Not even half an hour later did N and V arrive back in Uzi’s place, greeted by the sight of the grumpy angst-filled drone working away at her desk, wearing a that black bow with Cyn complacently sipping on a “juice box” of oil beside her.

N barely resisted the urge to coo “Awwww” and smile, just keeping a hand over his mouth. V raised a digital brow, glancing between Uzi and the happy tail with an amused smirk. “Should I even ask?”

Uzi looked over to the Disassembly Drones, narrowing her deep violet eyes at V.

“…No.”

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Did we like?? Let me know if u wanna :3

I tried my best and it’s certainly been a while since I wrote much lol

I saw a prompt for MD and no one else did it so…I did it myself. Stellar innit?

I made a new thing where Doll is the protagonist. I like it. I think it’s neat and she deserves more spotlight.

Finished Doll in shadow poses and I liked how they turned out. Might do more stuff with this…;3

I made these after watching venom. I thought it would be a good idea. I was right.:3

Surviving and educating at an above average speed

I found a new thing to do. Draw Uzi in sonic poses.

I saw the three kolbalts in trench coat song and I immediately thought this, Three robots in a trench coat.

G’day creatures, Cryptids and chiropractors alike welcome to my blog. I do be an artist and and have the heavy traits of an autistic theatre kid because I am one(yippee). I’d like to think I’m good at it. I like my fandoms and my creations of mass destruction. So please don’t bully for J-walking.

I am minor so chill

My fandoms include at the moment:

The Amazing Digital Circus

Bendy and the Ink machine/ dark revival

Murder drones

Fanf

Deltarune

Undertale

The owl house

Splatoon

Steven universe

I do hope you enjoy or at least tolerate your stay here at the studio

Love me