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i think one of the reasons i go so hard for severus snape is because i truly do not think the fandom really understands the gravity of what it meant to be a spy for the order/double agent death eater.

from the pieces we see of what they are like...? dangling the muggles upside down in their pajamas at the quidditch world cup? torturing people into insanity using the cruciatus curse? that absolute nightmare of a scene in the opening of the deathly hallows? the way voldemort slaughtered people after the absolute failure at malfoy manor? i could go on. snape snaps at harry for using voldemort's name multiple times.

the very fact that severus snape used to be a death eater greatly shames him. he is ashamed and is repentant. we see this in his scene with 'mad eye moody' in 'goblet of fire'.

it's funny because the fandom seems to understand just how awful the death eaters were which is why they can't forgive snape for being one (which isn't a very good reason considering how much they project and love regulus) but simultaneously diminish and understate the impact it must have had on snape to rejoin such a nightmare.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

Benitez: Thomas, what’s wrong?

Lawrence: Everything’s wrong! The stress of this modern Conclave has caused me to go into a depression!

Tedesco: Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling ‘bummed out’?

Bellini: Tedesco, you ignorant slut!

Snape was given a cat, he named her Lulu, and she meows in a bass voice.

In such a situation, the main thing is not to repeat Filch's experience...this is the point of no return.......

Snape always itches my gay ass, gender-? brain and I love him for it

the demons won tonight laddies

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This illustration is inspired by moments in Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword I just loved the way Lupin and Snape took care of eachother.