[ WHAT DO YOU SEEK, WANDERER? (Hiya! Hope you have a great day and evening!) ]
“not a lot. i don’t consider myself, you know, a very high-maintenance mutant.” it was so nice when he had a witty remark on the tip of his tongue. maybe it’d prevent anything from happening.
okay, THIS is the part where i post a starter on a sunday night so i can stop dicking around and actually like. write. so.
feel free to like this for a starter, reply if you’re a multi or a sideblog, the usual stuff. mutuals only. yeah.
hystericalnoisemaker:
drparisa:
lakidaa:
people who know who my OCs are
people who like my OCs
people who like to know more about my OCs
Fall Away, Twenty One Pilots
can someone tell me, please why i’m switching faster than the channels on tv i’m black ( ʇɥǝu ᴉ’ɯ ʍɥᴉʇǝ ) no! something isn’t right!
( cred. )
@tcmpcd / x
“stupid, stupid, STUPID gauntlet, i swear i had those coordinates right when i set this thing...” well, at least he was above ground, but ---- perched on the branch of a tree wasn’t the most ideal of ways to end up in a world.
it took a drop for him to get off of it, but it was more inconvenient than anything else. seriously, dropping his bo staff on top of that? embarrassing. hopefully nobody saw that.
“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”
“Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being!”
“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.”
“Ok, this is the real me.”
“This perfect world begins and ends with me.”
“It is time for you to choose your bride.”
“Let me guess, you have a great personality.”
“The emperor had me thrown out a window.”
“You really should have thought of that before you became a peasant!”
“The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?”
“Whoa! No touchy! No touch!”
“I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire.”
“I’m here because I received a summons.”
“Word on the street is you can fix my problem.”
“When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.”
“Isn’t it great? It’s my birthday gift to me!”
“I give the word, and your town will be destroyed.”
“Pull the lever, ___.”
“WRONG LEVER!”
“Why do we even have that lever?”
“___, put your hands in the air!”
“I’ll smash it with a hammer.”
“Oh, right. The poison–The poison for ___. The poison chosen specifically to kill ___. ___’s poison.”
“I am one hungry king of the world.”
“Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.”
“This isn’t poison. This is extract of llama!”
“All your poisons look alike. You might want to think about re-labeling some of them.”
“Well I suppose there’s time for dessert.”
“Still think I’m not the victim here?”
“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”
“Don’t listen to that guy, he’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“You’re sort of confusing me, so begone.”
“Um, what’s with the chimp and the bug?”
“Can we get back to me?”
“What am I gonna tell the village?”
“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”
“I ate a bug today!”
“Um, I’m the one in the cart, remember?”
“AAH! DEMON LLAMA!”
“You’re that whiny peasant.”
“What do you mean I don’t look like the emperor?”
“My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!”
“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.”
“That’s giving you way too much credit.”
“Build your summer home somewhere else.”
“I don’t make deals with peasants!”
“Ooh, it’s a scary tree.”
“I’m born with an innate sense of direction.”
“Ok, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Don’t worry your highness, I’ve got you! You’re safe now.”
“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”
“Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”
“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”
“Some day you’re going to end up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”
“Are you going to build a fire or what?”
“Well, he ain’t getting any deader!”
“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else.”
“Don’t shake unless you mean it.”
“Believe it or not, I think I need a bath.”
“I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.”
“It’s a small world after all.”
“Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!”
“It means no worries for the rest of your days.”
“I’m in the mood to help you, dude!”
“You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot!”
“A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!”
“Wish I could be part of that world.”
“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
“I wonder why I didn’t see it there before.”
“What’s around the river bend?”
“How does she know you love her?”
“There’s more to see than can ever be seen.”
“I will never pass for a perfect bride.”
“Let me share this whole new world with you!”
“Zero to hero, just like that!”
“Go on and kiss the girl.”
“If there’s a prize for rotten judgement,I guess, I’ve already won that.”
“I’ll make a man out of you!”
“When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.”
"You ain’t never had friend like me!”
“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.”
“The cold never bothered me anyway.”
“Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?”
“I thought my heart had learned its lesson!”
“It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man!”
“You’ve got to show her you need her.”
“I’ll be there someday, if I can be strong.”
“For one so small, you seem so strong.”
“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”
“Be mine or you will burn!”
“Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly.”
“They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”
“Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?”
“Let’s get down to business!”
“They say ‘have courage’, and I’m trying to!”
“I won’t say I’m in love!”
“Now I’m in a whole new world with you.”
“Come, stop your crying. It’ll be alright.”
“When will my reflection show who I am inside?”
“I have often dreamed, of a far off place.”
“Do you wanna build a snowman?”
“He’s the earth and heaven to you.”
“Everybody wants to know their true love is true.”
ijounakame. ind. priv. highly sel. au. 2k12 donatello.brought to his knees by decay.
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