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Nothing.

He’s 13 and has a crush on an in-game character.

Plot twist: the bridal carry and kiss was just his fantasy.

Do you have any Hisoillu relationship headcanons? If so would you mind telling me what?

Well, I don’t really have relationship headcanons on them because I don’t think too much on a genuine relationship between them cos their current relationship is very volatile. I’ll just give you my take on how their relationship actually is instead. Something that I do think is that this idea of Hisoka constantly winding Illumi up is inaccurate. I see headcanons and stuff and a lot of it has to do with Hisoka being an annoying pest towards Illumi, and Illumi seeing him as an annoying pest. This idea would have of course been taken from the scene where Hisoka jokes about harming Killua and pissing off Illumi. This is idea is alright as a joke but it’s kinda become like a Hisoillu stereotype now. In canon, Hisoka only annoys Illumi once, emphasis on once. Throughout all the other times we see them together, we see them working as a team and mostly Illumi helping Hisoka which brings me on to my second point.

It is clear that Illumi likes Hisoka more than Hisoka likes Illumi, and Illumi does not see him as an annoying pest at all. Illumi helps Hisoka throughout the hunter exam when he didn’t have to. They did stick together but Illumi was a lot more helpful towards Hisoka such as contacting him during the first stage telling him to hurry up as they are almost ready to move on to the next phase. He also offered to tell Hisoka who his target was during the fourth stage which he did not have to do at all and killing that guy with his pins before the guy could charge at Hisoka. In the interviews at the beginning of the fifth stage, Illumi says that the person he least wants to fight is Hisoka, this could be because he does not want to fight his ally (or friend even though Illumi wouldn’t use that word, Hisoka calls Illumi his friend though) or because one of them would have to lose in that fight and Illumi does not want decrease either of their chances at passing, or both of those things.

Now, all Hisoka did during the exam was just stick by Illumi and maintain contact with him, he didn’t really help Illumi at all like he helped Hisoka. He was just off doing his own thing while Illumi kinda kept interrupting with his helpfulness. At the end of the exam, Illumi spoke with Hisoka and agreed not to kill Gon because Hisoka wants him alive and then he asked him what his plans are. That’s something that a friend would do, Hisoka didn’t ask Illumi what his plans were, that’s another thing Illumi didn’t have to do. Illumi didn’t have to do any of this for Hisoka, helping Hisoka doesn’t directly benefit him, all this time he is just being a good ally/friend.

In the Yorknew City arc, Illumi also took the time out of his day to disguise himself as Hisoka and be his decoy while Hisoka goes to fight Chrollo. Paid or not, he did not have to do that favour for him at all. Illumi even said “i’ve known you a little longer than Chrollo” so he chooses Hisoka over Chrollo. Now, in the Chairman arc we see Hisoka mentally rating the power of the hunters around him and then he gets suddenly senses someone whose power he rates as 95 points, and then he turns with a disappointed look on his face upon seeing it’s actually Illumi who asks “do you have some time?” which Hisoka responds “oh, it’s you, Illumi. How about you?” Hisoka helps Illumi with his situation with Alluka because there’s a chance of Gon dying and Hisoka himself dying, so he helps because it benefits himself. As mentioned before, he even fucks up Illumi’s plan by triggering Illumi’s bloodlust and having Killua discover their location, he also did that for his own benefit. At one point, Hisoka even considered killing Killua to make Illumi angry and make him become Hisoka’s enemy. That’s not something a good friend/ally does and I’m pretty sure Illumi would not even think about fucking over Hisoka like that.

So really, a lot of their relationship is those two maintaining contact, and Illumi helping Hisoka, and Hisoka doing his own thing even when they’re working as a team. Hisoka is mainly on the receiving end of the help while Illumi just gives. Sure, Illumi received some help from Hisoka for the Alluka situation but Hisoka was in it for himself and not for Illumi’s sake.

To sum it all up, my idea on their relationship is mainly Illumi giving, and Hisoka taking. Hisoka does not constantly wind Illumi up nor does Illumi see him as an annoying pest who he can’t wait to get away from. Illumi likes Hisoka a lot more than Hisoka likes Illumi, and it shows throughout canon.

*cof* RETZ *cof* KILLUGON *cof louder*

some anti-fujoshi ranting

if you hate female characters just for “coming between your UwU gay baby ships,” i automatically don’t like you. i think there are plenty of valid reasons to dislike characters (ie, they’re a jerk, they are dishonest, etc.) but a girl “coming between” your ship just means it probably wasn’t meant to happen anyways.

ps. i am a queer person, and im not opposed to mlm ships, but when you antagonize female characters who literally didn’t do anything wrong, that’s when i have a problem. (also a lot of those mlm ships are often toxic but yall won’t admit it).

Perchè amo questi due e ho troppo bisogno di avere più roba su di loro XD

since some ppl are postin artfight attacks now, here’s @allucka ‘s oc wendi in retz’s dress! my mind is huge. i think this turned out really cute for a cursed cpmcept tbh

Tiny Hisoka artist💗

Retz vs Killua

I just realized that both of them are a Tsundere……

Ryōiki Tenkai