Iliterateking - Clowing Around

What’s in a name? 

Has this joke been done already? Sorry if it has…

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

I shall keep this in mind for when I do want to start the metal gear solid ✨experience✨

If you ever have trouble getting your friends into Metal Gear, I have prepared a helpful, accurate, and concise play order list just for you

Truly a blessing for the eyes

I'll render it properly one day but I needed to get this out of my system because

Holy Fucking Shit

Excuse me while I fucking bite at the walls

The best antidepressant✨

THIS IS JUST DELICIOUS DELIGHTFUL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭VERY FUNNY HAVING S GOOD TIME A GREAT ONE EVEN

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

Grape loving bastard

They’re so cute hahaha bringing back the tears

Would it be okay if I request a chainsaw man headcanon for how it would be like living with denji, aki, and power? Please and thank you

living with denji, power, and aki would include…

warnings: i guess you could say there are manga spoilers but nothing major

It’s probably the most chaotic space you could ever dream about living in

After living together for a while you become a little family but it isn’t like that immediately. There’s a lot of bickering at first

You’re all so different and on top of that you’re not living in the biggest apartment so it’s almost impossible to escape one another and the annoying things you all do

For starters the place stinks of cigarettes thanks to Aki and his nicotine addiction

Then there’s the horn dog named Denji. The amount of times you’ve accidentally walked in on that guy jerking it

Oh and don’t get me started on Power and her cat. There’s cat hair all over the place and of course she refuses to clean it up

Also the apartment is just in general a mess. There’s always trash everywhere

When you all finally realize that you’re kind of stuck in this situation then you start cooperating with one another

You and Aki force Power and Denji to start cleaning up after themselves unless they want to be deprived of dinner

The cooking is also strictly up to you and Aki. After those two gave Aki food poisoning you didn’t dare let them back into the kitchen

Going grocery shopping with Aki

Aki agrees to only smoke in his room and you buy scented candles to cover up any smell that slips out. It also helps mask the smell of the litter box

All of you grow fond of Power’s cat even if you don’t want to admit it. You all take turns feeding it, playing with it, and cleaning up its mess

You all talk Denji into tying a tie around his doorknob when he’s busy so none of you walk in on him anymore. If he wants to be horny he can be horny by himself

Eating together every night

Having movie nights where you all fall asleep together on the sofa

Patching one another up when you come home injured from missions

Like I said you’re a little family. A dysfunctional family but a family all the same

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No way.. enough

They died on the same day.

I'm actually gonna be sick