I managed to do "the thing".
Isn't Jay like... canonically really pretty? I mean his dad was an actor and his mum was LIBBER, guys. LIBBER.
...
My thought for the month was that Fugi-Dove only climbed the damn-poor tree to try to get Jay's attention.
"If the Ninjas came back to save the world again, Jay will come back to save me. And then we'll finish the villainy course so he can become my new partner!" โ Fugi-Dove at some point in Dragons Rising, (probably).
So he climbed the poor-damn tree to call out to Jay. The neighbors were upset and forced him to get down, but he didn't know how to get down alone, so they had to call the Ninjas to get him out. He sulked the rest of the day because it was Kai who rescued him showed up, not Jay he even tried to "scare" Kai away only to keep calling for Jay, claiming that he would come to help him.
For the next 4 weeks he did the same routine. Climb up somewhere and shout out for Jay. Fail in getting his attention and by ended up being rescued by another Ninja. Things only got better when Nya grabbed Fugi-Dove by the collar and told him that Jay wouldn't come to him because he wasn't at the Crossroads, and actually, he was still lost somewhere in the Merged Realms. Fugi-Dove just gave her a sideway glance and walked away defeated. Six hours later the Ninjas received a call saying that Fugi-Dove had climbed another tree again, but now instead of screaming for the Blue Ninja he was crying at the top of his lungs.
I can't say I like the dove-guy, but he has his moments. Sometimes. When he's not being a creepy-half-idiot.
Something, something, I see their relationship being like this.
*It's Jay's turn to cook*
Kid Lloyd, trying to eat some of the raw dough in secret:
Jay, that's behind him: You may be the grandson of God, but salmonella is still real.
Kid Lloyd, stop for a moment and think about: ... *Puts the spoon with dough back in the bowl and leaves the kitchen*
Jay, shakes his head: You'd think he'd already learned after giving him food infection medication 9 times in the last 6 months...
Wyldfyre: I burn down my first school!
Lloyd: *laughing nervosly on the background*
Kai: *pats Lloyd shoulder* She didn't burn down the entirely school. The fire damege was limity to one or two classrooms.
Wyldfyre: I will do better on next time!
Kai: *proud* That's my girl! *High five*
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Kid: Papa, why did you decide to choose mama as your wife?
The father, a former knight: Well, my child, I married your mother because she is a witch.
Kid: ... What?
Father: I have married your mother because she's a witch. To be more precise, your mother is a dark witch. When she was younger, your mother was feared throughout the land for how powerful her magic was. In fact, people still fear her, your mother is wanted in about fifteen kingdoms for using black magic, causing plagues and cursing people.
Kid: ... You are serious?
Father: Of course I'm serious! Despite the wanted notices and the history of murders that your mother caused, marrying a witch was the best decision of my life.
Kid: No, I mean... I didn't know mama was a witch, but now that you say it, it makes sense... And why was marrying a witch the best decision you ever made?
Father: Think about it, marrying the person the entire country fears, the person who if you spoiled her and asked nicely would curse anyone you wanted. And on top of that, she's one of the best cooks you'll ever meet. The advantages outweigh the disadvantages! My wife is the most intelligent woman who ever walked these lands, the most beautiful of the muses and the most powerful person among humans.
Kid: Yeah, you are right, marrying mama was the best decision you could have made.