“he hugged James, a strong MTF agent in the arms of a nimble researcher, but James patted him on the back and told him it was okay.”
So JKR is anti asexual now to
Oh to be a sleep deprived wizard twink, in my tower in the mountains, gazing at the beautiful young prince in the valley below. Through my telescope wishing I could be there with him putting a crown of flowers upon his soft curly hair. alas this can be but a dream.
INGREDIENT ONE: GRAHAM CRACKER!
INGREDIENT TWO: TROPICAL TIE DYE FRUIT ROLL UP!
STEP ONE: LAY DOWN THE UNROLLED FRUIT ROLL UP!
STEP TWO: PLACE THE GRAHAM CRACKER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRUIT ROLL UP!
STEP THREE: FOLD THE FRUIT ROLL UP AROUND THE GRAHAM CRACKER FULLY ENCASING IT!
STEP FOUR: EAT IT!
STEP FIVE: REGRET EATING IT!
STEP SIX: SHIT YOURSELF!
STEP SEVEN: CURL UP IN BED AND CRY FROM THE PAIN!
pls. . . . draw cimmerian. . . . im on my deathbed and rats are invading my hospital. . . pls
ok I’ll draw him as one of the rats inside ur hospital room
dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)
and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.
before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”
the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"
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