Marauders Era Characters As Shit My Friends Have Said Part 16

“well actually in canon-“

yeah well in my head they’re all alive and in gay love so how about that

it’s 2:00AM and I’m reading fanfic and I just love that we as a fandom— at least in steddie fic— straightaway lay the groundwork of “the upside down was sealed shut, we all escaped somehow, and hopper pulled some government shit to clear eddie’s name. no time to unpack all of that, let’s get to the sexual tension.”

and I love that for all of us.

Steve Harrington, the boyfriend who:

absolutely sings “chiquitita, tell me what’s wrong🎶🎶” obnoxiously at Eddie whenever he’s upset, just to make him laugh.

Likes to have Eddie sit between his legs when Eddie on the floor, just so he can mess with his hair.

Blows raspberries on the back of Eddie’s neck when he holds him from behind. It makes Eddie squeak, like legitimately squeal.

Will always drag Eddie onto the dance floor at weddings, even if it’s just to hold his hands and move him from side to side dramatically as Eddie scowls at him.

These are pointless I just needed to write them down

Robin and Eddie accidentally show up wearing matching flannel shirts and curly high-bun hairdos and Steve pulls them both into a Steve sandwich group hug like

Steve: Awww, my favorite lesbians are matching

Eddie: Excuse you! How come I have to be a lesbian, huh? Why can’t Robin be one of your boyfriends?

Steve: Do you wanna be my boyfriend, Robbie?

Robin: No, I do not.

Steve: She doesn’t want to be my boyfriend, Eds.

Eddie: Well I don’t want to be your lesbian!

Steve: Wooooooow.

Robin: Didn’t know you were dating a homophobe.

Steve: Me neither. 😔

Eddie: (indignant bird noises)

you are going to work on your fic today. you are going to write words and put those guys in scenarios and you are going to like it.

steve, admiring eddie from across Family Video: he could end my life at any moment and i would thank him.

robin, who has been hearing steve talk about eddie for going on 4 hours now: i’d thank him too.

they are so real for this

bitches be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a show about a bunch of gay kids with daddy issues running around killing monsters from a different dimension.

its me, i am bitches

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

Wednesday: I've been told by many people that I 'light up the room'.

Enid: That was arson, and those were witnesses.