I Thought Eurovision Was For The Gays, Not Radio Enjoyers

sirius (reading muggle books): Oh my god! I want a dinosaur

remus: i get that but you can’t have one

sirius: why?

remus: because they are extinct

sirius: what does that mean?

remus: it means they’re all dead

sirius: …

sirius: how do you know?

remus: …

sirius: you checked everywhere?

i have a headcanon that wednesday leaves little items that remind her of enid on her side of the dorm like a cat. little trinkets like buttons, stickers, barrettes, weird little rocks she finds, etc. fully refuses to acknowledge that they’re gifts though

“awww weds is this pin for me?” “i have never seen that before in my life. go away.”

We got one crumb of Steddie content in the bloopers I’ve never felt so alive

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

autistic regulus who fixates on deers after finding out james turns into one. they become his special interest and he collects little deer trinkets, trying to hide it from james bc it’s embarrassing, but he’s so excited to share stuff he’s learned and he has many questions and james finds it endearing as all hell 

Saw someone talking about a steddie au where Eddie is a baby gay & Steve is an All In Ally (until he realises he’s bi and then he’s just a know it all queers and generally knows a lot about the community to support Robin

And I was thinking how funny it would be if, as a kind of role-reversal to the common fanon interpretation, Steve saw the hankie and knows what flagging is & is nervous to ask Eddie out cause he’s not really into that (I personally think he’s still too traumatised from the Russian Base to be into any kinda bdsm stuff but that’s just me) but he likes Eddie a lot so he’s not gonna stop flirting with him over a little difference of preference

So then once they finally get together and kiss and they’re talking afterwards, Steve gets all awkward and Eddie doesn’t understand why, and Steve starts rambling about how he’s not really into that and Eddie is so confused until Steve points to the handkerchief and says “You’re flagging” and Eddie asks what that even means and so Steve (who is definitely laughing now, but trying not to) has to explain hanky code

And Eddie is mortified that he’s been accidentally telling Steve he’s into hardcore bdsm sex for months when he’s never even slept with a guy before

we go just right.

steve, admiring eddie from across Family Video: he could end my life at any moment and i would thank him.

robin, who has been hearing steve talk about eddie for going on 4 hours now: i’d thank him too.

Eddie: Booty shorts that say "chick-fil-a wants me dead"

Steve: Wouldn't it be shorter to say "gay"?

Eddie: it's not about efficiency it's about sending a message

What Shane said